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How to get rid of hickeys

2012-01-21T01:23:00.000-08:00

Tips for Removing and Hiding Hickeys

Even if you are one of those people who believe that no self-respecting person would ever let anyone give them a hickey, you do need to know how to get rid of them, or at least reduce their appearance. Every once in a while, your close “acquaintance” may become a little over zealous and leave an ugly red mark on your neck. You may not even realize that wearing a turtle neck is only one of many available options for dealing with hickeys. You can actually make them fade very quickly by taking a few basic steps.

Anatomy of a Hickey

Just in case you were wondering, a hickey is merely a collection of broken blood vessels, caused by suction against the skin. After a day or two, the area turns bluish or purple and looks like a bruise. It then takes about a week to fade away on its own. So when your lover kisses you just a little too passionately on the neck, the suction breaks blood vessels, pulling small droplets of blood toward the surface of your skin, leaving a red mark.

First Aid

A hickey is basically a “love” injury. Just as with any injury, the first thing to do is apply ice. This will reduce inflammation, shrink capillaries and keep more blood from rushing to the area. Do not put ice directly on your skin, but wrap a few cubes in a towel first and apply the compress to the hickey. After a few minutes, you can take the rounded side of a cold spoon and apply pressure to the hickey, forcing the blood back underneath the surface of the skin. Use a twisting motion and apply pressure at the same time. This may hurt a little bit, but not as much as the red face you will get when people see your hickey. Repeat the steps several times until the hickey is gone or at least much less visible.

Some swear that the hickey will be gone in five minutes this way, but personal experience (don’t ask!) says there will still be some redness in the hickey location. Still, a little redness is much less obvious or embarrassing that an actual hickey. You can always make up some reason for a raw spot on your neck, can’t you? Maybe the edge of the seat belt was rubbing against your neck and you need someone to show you how to adjust it? This serves as an excellent distraction from the question as well.

The Next Best Thing

If it was a late night, you over indulged and are just discovering your hickey this morning, it may be too late for ice. When a day or two has gone by after the little “love bite”, you can apply a warm compress to increase blood circulation, helping the purplish spot to dissipate. Massage the area gently with your fingers, applying steady pressure. Avoid pinching because it can make the hickey worse.

Some also recommend stretching the skin tight on either side of the hickey and rubbing hard with the edge of a coin to force the blood back under the skin. This will definitely be painful, but may save you some embarrassment. The method is said to be highly effective.

Another commonly recommended treatment for hickeys is to take a smooth round object, like a lip balm or lip stick. Roll the tube over the hickey, like you are rolling out dough. Apply firm, even pressure. This is said to be less painful than the coin method and just as effective. Some people will also use a tooth brush or comb for this purpose, rubbing in a circular motion.

Home Remedies?

There are a multitude of home remedies that deal with minimizing or eliminating hickeys. These methods are less tried and true than the methods noted above. However, some people like to try some different home remedies for whatever ails them.

Hickey home remedies include the application of vitamin K, aloe and a warm tea compresses. According to those who say they know, vitamin K actually breaks down the blood so that your body can more easily absorb it. This seems a little fishy, but you never know. It might work for you. Aloe makes sense because it is known to heal common skin ailments such as dry skin and sunburn. It is good for your skin either way, so you may want to try it. The warm tea bags probably work in the same way as any other warm compress. None of these things will hurt and they may actually help.

Still more “home remedies” include rubbing alcohol and witch hazel. It is said that the frequent application of these liquids are effective for preventing bruises of all kinds, including hickeys. Rubbing alcohol is known to dry your skin, though, so follow up with some aloe lotion. You can also try an arnica salve that is said to reduce swelling and minimize the appearance of the hickey.

You can also try eye drops as a logical remedy for hickeys. Eye drops shrink capillaries away from the surface of the eye and they are said do the same thing for your skin. However, they probably will not do much to help the blood that has already escaped the capillaries. It is worth a try if you already have this product at home.

Last Resort

Even with these remedies, you may still have a mark showing. Women have the advantage in having makeup at their disposal. As with covering any red marks on your face, you can use a concealer with a greenish tint to counteract the red in the hickey. If the mark is at the purple stage, use a yellow-based concealer. Apply a little foundation or powder that matches your skin tone over the concealer and you are good to go.

Men rarely feel comfortable wearing makeup, so they may want to try a collared shirt instead and hope for the best. You could always go 80’s heartthrob on the girls and wear a bandana. Tell people it’s a fashion statement!

How long do hickeys last?

Typically, hickeys last only a few hours, until over night. But on some people, they have been known to last several days. In most cases, hickeys go away on their own without treatment. It often takes patience. As soon as you forget about it, it will probably go away. This is the case unless the hickey is painful.

In this situation a cream or ointment can be applied to the area until it completely recovers. For those who work in a business setting, and cannot wait for the hickey to go away, clothing choice is important. Women can always get away with wearing makeup, but men don't have this option. Men have to rely on the right choice of clothing to cover up a hickey.

If for some reason, a hickey does not return to normal within a few days, you should consult a health care professional. This is especially the case if pain persists, as well. In most cases, hickeys will go away on their own, and are easily forgotten.

Hickeys are common occurrences. They are not serious in any way, and do not pose any reason for concern.

How to get facebook fans for free

2012-01-15T01:19:00.000-08:00

How to get facebook fans for free

Have you ever found an easy and superior way to do something, then watched in bafflement as people insist on doing it the hard way?

You will never make money on Facebook if you have the wrong fans. There are two ways to get targeted fans facebook, facebook ads is the first and second course free way.

Many people don’t have a budget for Facebook ads and most people don’t know how to create Facebook ads that are affordable.

I will show you two ways to find hundreds or even thousands of facebook fans for free and legally, even if you don't have a website that has thousands of visits.

1) Make posts on other fan pages

How to get hundreds of facebook fans for free and legally. All you have to do is to login to your facebook fan page, and on right side click on the "uses Facebook as NAME OF YOUR PAGE". Now search for other Facebook pages that have similar themes, and start contributing to these pages. Do this four-five times a week and you will get two hundred to three hundred fans each month, guaranteed.

Important

No matter what you do, do not spam fan pages. It is in your interest to get the trust of fans of other pages.

Here you can download list of 165 facebook fan pages that allow wall posting: 165 facebook fan pages

2) Connect your mailing list with your fan page

You need to go to your facebook fan page, then go to edit page (top right corner), go to resources, then go to "tell your fans". Here you can upload your mailing list to facebook, it must be in txt format (notepad), becouse that is only format that facebook recognizes.

Split your mailing list up to 5000 emails, because otherwise facebook will considered you as spammer. I suggest to divide on 3000 - 4000 e-mails, and do it every three or four days.

If you don't have your own email list, you can buy one on fiverr or you can download here: 6 million facebook verified emails or 26 000 facebook emails.

America gets competition

2012-01-09T08:04:00.000-08:00

The United States remains the dominant global superpower, but no more "isolated". America the 2011th reminiscent of the Roman Empire from the 200th year, or the UK on the eve of World War I.

In 2003, when the world's elite club called the first time China, India, Nigeria and Brazil to join them at the summit of the seven most developed countries in Evian France, addressed the gathering new Brazilian leader:

- Gentlemen, I would suggest you to meet next year in Brazil, to prepare for the time period, for about twenty years ago, when five of you will no longer be here. Because then the number one country in the world will be China, the U.S. number two, number three, India, Japan will be the fourth ... and I regret to say that others will not. And I'll be there ... So, get used to the developing world - said Lula da Silva.

It was a joke that Lula is five years later recounted the former head of the World Bank James Wolfensohn. Even then, however, Wolfensohn noted that the joke wore an important message to the established group in power. At the beginning of the second decade of the 21st century, it has already mapped out the path from which it is hard to return.

The United States continues to lead militarily and economically, but in recent years, the world's largest power indicators are increasingly encouraged to think about shaken "American empire". U.S. still hold about a quarter of world production, three times more than China and Japan, the current crisis the euro is somewhat stronger dollar as reference currency, the U.S. military budget is still untouchable. U.S. spending on the military are six times higher than China's, even 11 times of the French ...

At the same time, housing prices in the U.S. fell by more than 30 percent, unemployment shot up to more than nine percent, and one in six Americans depend on the "dots" for food. The budget, even three decades ago in the black, is now reaching the proportions of the current debt of Greek tragedy. Washington political scene is paralyzed and the country's credit rating downgraded.

This, however, is not the first crisis, and is expected to be the world's largest economy, which has a global currency and brings together leading minds, to escape from the crisis - is strengthened. Do you?

Traditionally, the U.S. economic recovery followed a pattern of reducing unemployment as soon as the lower interest rates encourage consumers and the construction industry. This time was different. U.S. has more houses than it needs. Of America the black cloud looming recession.

Since World War II the United States intervened in volatile areas, defending their interests. From the "control" of China fifties, through addressing issues in Latin America over the next two decades, the Cold War and the subsequent "stabilization" of Eastern Europe and Africa, the United States on 21 century marked the struggle against terrorism and control the Middle East. Military spending, however, have grown enormously in Iraq and Afghanistan, increasing the dizzying, and inevitably, the external debt of the United States:

- America the 2011th Rome is the 200th Kingdom on or before the First World War - Empire at its zenith of power, but the cracks are observed. Experience taught that the decline of hard to stop when the first signs appear - military tension, the widening gap between rich and poor economies in outstanding debts, the people who use credit to live through the options, and sometimes an effective policy that does not work. High crime rates, the epidemic of obesity, pornography addiction and excessive use of energy might say something - the United States in the late stage of cultural decadence - finds the British "Guardian".

In other parts of the world - to reverse the trends.

Most populous country, China, and recorded the highest economic growth, has grown in other economic forces. Chinese rise as an economic, military and political power, is one of the biggest events of the first decade of the 21st century. The potential of India are practically unlimited with based economy. It is a challenge to American domination, is a significant counterweight to China, offering a unique culture.

From the Russian Empire, the Soviet Union, the capital of the U.S. Cold War enemy, to modern energy giant, Russia as the largest country in the world has long been a powerful player in the global rankings. Brazil with vast natural resources, won the position of regional leader, and the growth and development of this country and make it a real player in the international arena. Finally, and post apartheid South Africa has become the economic leader of the Black Continent, and in spite of high unemployment and poverty, Brix rounded group of countries on the rise.

- The rise of China and India as new global players, like the ascent of Germany in the 19th century and the beginning of the 20th U.S. century, will change the geopolitical environment, with consequences potentially equally dramatic as in the past two centuries. In the same way that spoke of the last century as the "American century", the beginning of this millennium is the age of the developing world, led by China and India - according to the report which is titled "Project 2020" a few years ago published a National Intelligence Council the U.S. government.

China, India, Brazil, Indonesia ... moreover, could be the leader of a new system of international order that puts an end to the institutions and practices established after World War II.

1001 horse under the hood

2012-01-03T04:09:00.000-08:00

Bugatti Veyron - the most expensive and fastest serial car in the world. Although it cost over 1.5 million Euros, on each individual car "Volkswagen" lost at least three times as much.

Back in 1909 in Alsace in the village Molshajm (France), Italian designer and engineer, Ettore Bugatti decided to "show the world how to make a car". He founded the factory "Bugatti", which made most expensive and fastest vehicles of the time.

Among the many successes "Bugatti" stands out triumph in the first "Grand Prix of Monte Carlo" and few victory’s at the legendary "24 Hours of Le Mans."

Not that with "Bugatti" was milk and honey, the ups and downs are alternated, the company changed hands and passed from hand to hand, until 1998, when it takes over the German " Volkswagen".

Assembled a team of professionals, from designers to engineers and 2005 represented the "Bugatti EB 16.4 Veyron". EB is the mark in honor to Ettore Bugatti, and has 1001 hp. Base price is about 1.5 million euros, but depending on the model and special requirements can reach 2.5 million euros.

In "Volkswagen", however, say that the production even in this cost is - unprofitable. Namely, making this car costs at least 5 million euros. This means that the loss of the four-something million each, " Volkswagen " knowingly entered. There is no better advertising than "Bugatti Vejron"!

The engine has a capacity of 8 liters, 16 cylinders and 64 valves and four turbochargers. To reach the 100 kmh, it needs only 2.3 seconds. Maximum speed, the model "Bugatti Veyron Supersport" with 1200 hp, reach 26 June 2010 - 431.072 kmh.

Despite all that, this is not a car for the runway, but for everyday driving. The Germans have requested from engineers to "Veyrin" goes to the regular services, like any other car, that can easily get over "speed bump". It is designed as a way to cool the engine, find tires that will not burn up when the gas pedal is pressed. For all this, it has taken four years and 750 million euros.

Only replacement of transmission costs about 120,000 euros. On wheels are "Michelin pixels tires", and change all four costs 70,000 euros.

The brakes are made of carbon-fiver, reinforced with silicon-kerbed, there are titanium to, with the task of stopped car that chasing over 400 kmh in less than 500 meters.

"Bugatti Veyron" uses, in urban conditions, about 29 liters per 100 kilometers, in the open road about 18 liters. If you press gas to the floor, consumption increases to 78 liters on 100 kilometers.

The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim Review

2011-12-25T07:57:00.000-08:00

When The Elder Scrolls: Arena saw its release in 1994 for DOS computers, it arrived under the pretext that you could be who you want and do what you want, the essence of the RPG genre. In the games that followed, – Daggerfall, Morrowind, and Oblivion – The Elder Scrolls franchise held true to that mantra while concurrently growing in both scope and ambition with every step. And now, with Bethesda’s fifth game in the series, Skyrim feels in every way like the next logical stage in the evolution of The Elder Scrolls. It is bigger, bolder, and – thanks to the new Creation Engine – prettier than its predecessors, and every bit as engaging. Considering the pedigree, this is not an achievement to be taken lightly. Here is a game that doesn’t just command endless hours of time; you will willingly give them up. The few gripes are ultimately inconsequential, not impactful or plentiful enough to tarnish the experience. The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim is likely to go down in history not only as one of the best RPGs of all time, but as one of the best games, period.

Set 200 years after the events of Oblivion, Skyrim is more of a spiritual successor to the previous game rather than a direct sequel. Things start off with your as-yet-unnamed character sharing a prisoner’s carriage with other criminals, set to be executed by beheading. You’ll catch grumblings of the state of things in Skyrim during the transport; the High King has been assassinated, resulting in a civil war between the Imperials and the Stormcloaks, of which you are assumed to be a member. As you are being sentenced you’ll get your hands on the extensive character customization options. Pick from ten different playable races each with their own unique attributes and spend an inordinate amount of time changing the way your character’s face looks – if you want to, of course, as the tools are there, even if you won’t see your character’s face much at all in the hours to come. But just as your character is about to join the headless party, a dragon attacks the town in jaw-dropping fashion. And thus you have the primary crux of Skyrim: Defeat this new threat to the world, the dragons.

No matter which character race you choose, you can continue along any of the three primary classes as you go: mage, warrior, or thief. But these ultimately serve as guides rather than rules. Instead of an obvious tally of “experience points,” advancing character levels in Skyrim is accomplished through the consistent leveling-up of individual skills, in turn accomplished by simply using said skills. Make the conscious decision to traverse the mage’s path but end up with a particular fondness for one-handed weapons? Hit a bunch of enemies with the mace and watch your skills improve. At first decide to be a warrior but develop a propensity for fire? Set foes ablaze and gain advances in Destruction Magic. Starting from one skill path might hurry things along in that appropriate stream, but you’re absolutely free to decide what kind of character you want to be whenever you want to be it, provided you are willing to put in the time to learn.

With enough skill advancements, you’ll begin gaining full character levels, choosing from a vast array of “perks” with each level, separated into the individual skill categories. From here, you can choose combat perks like improving weapon damage or magic usage, or you can advance your character in other ways such as lock-picking, weapon/armor-smithing, or speech (improving bartering skills and persuade/intimidation successes). There are tons of different options here that compliment numerous different play styles, and you’ll have to spend many, many hours in the world of Skyrim to even attempt to try them all.

But that’s just the thing with Skyrim: you’ll want to spend that much time in its world. The dragon menace is the all-encompassing issue facing the land, and following this main plot line tells a wonderful tale of the Dovahkiin (the “dragonborn”), the Greybeards, and your Thu’um – your voice – and the important role it plays. The story does an admirable job of feeling truly important and world-changing from start to finish. Walking through a town making small talk with the citizens and being attacked by a dragon never ceases to be awe-inducing.

As satisfying as the primary quest-line is, where Skyrim truly shines is everywhere in between. Your quest to discover and defeat the source of the dragon scourge will take you to the corners of the huge game world and beyond, but you’ll never get from point A to point B without discovering something. And this discovery won’t be just a valuable gem, rare weapon, or the occasional cave. You’ll discover entire communities, complete with their own personalities and social issues that are completely unrelated to the primary scope of the plot. The major civil war between the Imperials and the Stormcloaks, House Grey-Mane feuding with House Battle-Born, the Mage’s College of Winterhold making new and potentially dangerous discoveries, and even an aging man’s fascination with the Elder Scrolls themselves… Skyrim is ripe with self-contained struggles large and small all across the land. This establishment of a complete, living and breathing world is perhaps most evident after completing all of the primary quests. It is at this time that it becomes clear that even after the devastating world threat has been quelled, every single remaining issue in Skyrim still exists. Simply, life goes on, and there is still much to do.

While the sprawling land of Skyrim is Bethesda’s crowning achievement to date, the combat mechanics and presentation are also at a high point in the franchise of The Elder Scrolls. When wielding a shield and a sword, the block-and-counter combat results in a satisfying combination of technique and the spoils of skill advancement. Successfully sneaking up behind an enemy and quietly taking them down is as satisfying as ever. Magic-using is vastly expanded with the introduction of powerful “Shouts” and the ability to assign the same spell to both hands, resulting in powerful dual-wield attacks. And the Creation Engine helps the world come alive all throughout. If you can see a mountain in the distance, you can get to it. Begin scaling it and you’ll be witness to weather changes as the swirling wind and dynamic snowfall bring about shivers of your own. And when you do reach its peak, you’ll look down, astounded that not long ago you were in that town that now seems so tiny in the valley below. The more you explore, the more that the epic scope of Skyrim will sink into your skin. Even the standard interaction with townsfolk feels more natural, as Skyrim has dispensed with the awkward “chat mode” that zoomed in on characters’ faces in games past, instead opting for conversation that takes place right there in the game world with no obvious changes to the UI. It’s a small adjustment, but it makes a tangible difference in immersion, which is further aided by the surprisingly short load times throughout.

The few issues with Skyrim are not with the core game design, and are thankfully not likely to be permanent on the PC. While effective, the aforementioned user interface is undoubtedly geared towards the use of a console controller and can feel a bit clunky when employing a mouse and keyboard. It does not take advantage of the myriad of keys that a PC player is presented with and comes off rather menu-heavy, resulting in periods of pausing and searching that seem unnecessary and otherwise avoidable. Fortunately, the game plays quite well with a controller, as its pure gameplay doesn’t require the meticulous, instant, pinpoint aiming that an action-oriented FPS would. And for those hoping for an optimized PC interface, the mod community is hard at work, having already released multiple UI overhauls that make much more effective use of the tools available to PC users. The remaining gripes come in the form of occasional glitches and crashes to desktop, but they’re neither crippling nor numerous, and Bethesda has already begun to roll out patches to fix issues as they arise. For a game so large in scope, it is – dare I say – surprising that there are so few launch issues, which is either a boon to Bethesda or a result of the sad release state of games in the current generation; take your pick. Either way, it’s difficult to consider these easily surmounted and ignorable issues as true “problems” when they simply do not get in the way of the overall experience, and are temporary, at that.

The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim is a game that undoubtedly meets its lofty ambitions. By encouraging exploration that is consistently rewarded with satisfying discovery, Bethesda has created a game world that invites you to become lost in it for hours with no true end in sight. Enthralling open-area dragon battles complement the well-designed and claustrophobic dungeons, all while setting a new standard in the scope and presentation of the role-playing genre. Completing the engaging primary line of quests can actually leave you feeling like you’ve only scratched the surface of what Skyrim has to offer. From scaling mountains to descending into caves, from slaying giants and mammoths to defeating vampire and werewolf cults, from reading countless texts and books to aiding the everyday struggles of townsfolk, the situations offered by Skyrim seem infinite. Your personal experience is likely to differ from everyone else’s, and you cannot soon enough begin your foray into one of the finest RPGs ever crafted.

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How To Get .edu and .gov Backlinks For Free!

2011-12-16T08:40:00.000-08:00

If you are a blogger then you must be aware of the importance of having at least one .edu backlink for your blog. If you are not aware of what .edu backlink can do for you then I am explaining it here and in this post I am going to tell you how to search for .edu sites which allows you to comment and by that way, you can earn a valuable backlink for your blog. I hope you will like it as usual!

First thing first. Well, .edu is a domain which can be owned only by the education institute so they are not in a bunch like .com domains. Normally, .edu have better PR and search engine rankings so getting a backlink from those blogs can get you too a high PR and a better search engine rankings.

Due to spammers, some of the sites having .edu domain has decided to make their links nofollow instead of dofollow. So try your luck! Below I am showing you the method of searching Google for .edu sites which allows you to comment on their articles in which you can include an HTML code with a link to your site.

Find the right sites

It is not always enough for you to know about any of the college, university or a school blog which has an .edu domain. So you should know what exactly you want and how to search for it. Below is the first command to have a simple list of .edu sites. Go to Google and perform a search.

site:.edu inurl:blog

Focusing on good blogs

Our aim is to have only those results in search which allows us to comment. Blogs on .edu sites which doesn’t allow us to comment are useless for us so we will have to narrow down the search only to those which blogs allow to post a comment to it. Use the line below and perform a search.

site:.edu inurl:blog “post a comment”

Removing useless blogs

Now after getting a result of blogs which allows you to comment on their post, you will need to remove all those blogs and articles on which the comments have been closed or not allowed after several days. You will also need to remove al those blogs which can allow comments only if you are logged in. So now copy the below line and perform a search.

site:.edu inurl:blog “post a comment” -”comments closed” -”you must be logged in”

Finding the right niche

Now after performing the search from the above point, you will need to find the right niche as per your site or blog you own so that you get a proper backlink traffic. This will get you some targetted traffic as per SEO and also earn you a backlink. Use the line given below and perform the search and you will get the final result.

site:.edu inurl:blog “post a comment” -”comments closed” -”you must be logged in” “seo”

You can replace the word “seo” as per your need.

Leaving a comment

After getting the result and selecting the blog article of your niche, its time to leave a comment there. You will need to act a bit wisely here. You will have to leave a sensible comment as per the article topic. Writing just one line with your blog link might not help you getting your comment approved. So be sensible in leaving a comment.

For .gov blogs, it is all the same, but instead site:.edu , you write site:.gov, everything else is the same.

Well, this is all you have to do to get an .edu backlink for your blog and believe me, it can create wonders for your blog if you succeed in getting couple of backlinks from a blog which has higher pagerank ! Wish you all the best.

FB Influence, the Ultimate Facebook Marketing Guide

2011-12-03T04:19:00.000-08:00

Facebook Influence or FB Influence is one of the most complete and thorough guides you will find that is up to date and actually produces results when it comes to marketing on facebook. In case you are not up to speed on the real time internet we are experiencing, Facebook marketing is one of the best ways anyone can get started advertising for their businesses, products, and services.

What is Facebook FB Influence?

Facebook Influence is co-created by Amy Porterfield, Lewis Howes, and Sean Malarkey is courses full of marketing strategies that can help you explode your Facebook presence to create traffic, generate leads, and increase your profits all from one place.

Let’s be real as the Internet era is exploding right now social media platforms and Facebook is king out of all of them. Facebook is already approaching 1 billion members and is the site where everyone online is spending time. The truth is most successful business depends on people, to be in business you got to have people interested in what you got to offer and this is one of the main reasons why you simply can’t ignore Facebook.

You can’t ignore Facebook Marketing because:

• Facebook is the largest social network with almost 1 billion members, users, and businesses
• Everyday Facebook users like or comment around the web over a staggering 2 billion times.
• Facebook users post over an unheard of 30 billion articles and pieces of content every month.
• Facebook has already reach 1 trillion page views in June 2011.

All of these facebook statistics are great, but what can that mean to you and your business? The Facebook Ad Marketing platform is simply an amazing source for lead creations and has the potential to attract real quality prospects has no limits if you know what your doing. Up until now, there have been many facebook marketing courses, guides, and tips all over the internet, but the new FB Influence is easily one of the best all in one solutions for all of your facebook business needs.

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Tonsil Stones (Tonsilloliths)

2011-11-24T01:35:00.000-08:00

What are tonsils?

The tonsils are gland-like structures in the back of your throat. Have one located in a pocket on each side. The tonsils are made of tissue that contains lymphocytes - the cells of the body to prevent and fight infections. It is believed that the tonsils of the immune system and are intended to act as nets, trapping incoming bacteria and virus particles, which are through the gorge.

Most medical experts agree that the tonsils are often not doing their job. In many cases, become more of a hindrance than a help. Tonsils may have evolved in an environment where humans have not been exposed to more germs than we face today because they live in areas with relatively high population. The evidence suggests that people who have had their tonsils are more prone to bacterial or viral infections that people with intact tonsils.

What are the causes of tonsil stones?

Your tonsils are filled with nooks and crannies where bacteria and other materials, including dead cells and mucus can become trapped. When this happens, the debris will be concentrated in white formations that occur in the pockets.

Tonsil stones or tonsilloliths, are formed when this trapped debris hardens, or calcifies. This usually occurs more often in people who suffer from chronic inflammation of the tonsils or episodes of recurrent tonsillitis.

Although many people have small tonsilloliths that develop in the tonsils, is quite rare that we have a large tonsil stone and solidified.

What are the symptoms of tonsil stones?

Many small tonsil stones do not cause any noticeable symptoms. Even when they are large, some tonsil stones were first discovered, in addition to X-ray or CT scan. Some more tonsilloliths may have multiple symptoms:

Bad breath. One of the key indicators of a tonsil stone is very bad breath or halitosis, that accompanies an infection of the tonsils. A study of patients with a form of chronic tonsillitis used a special test to see if volatile sulfur compounds contained in the breath of subjects. The presence of these malodorous compounds provides objective evidence of bad breath. The researchers found that 75% of those who had abnormally high concentrations of these substances also had tonsil stones. Other researchers have suggested that tonsil stones are taken into account in situations where the cause of bad breath is talking about.

Sore throat. When a tonsil stone and tonsillitis occur together, can be difficult to determine if the sore throat is caused by infection or tonsil stones. The presence of a tonsil stone itself, however, can make you feel pain or discomfort in the area where you are.

White trash. Some of the tonsil stones appear on the back of the neck at the same time a white solid material. This is not always true. They are often hidden in the folds of the tonsils. In these cases, can only be detected using non-invasive techniques such as CT scan or MRI.

Dysphagia. Depending on the location or size of tonsil stones, it may be difficult or painful to swallow food or liquids.

Ear pain. Tonsil stones may develop around the tonsils. Because of shared nerve pathways, can cause a person to feel referred pain to the ear, although the stone itself does not touch the ear.

Swollen tonsils. When the collected waste hardens and forms a tonsil stones, inflammation of the infection (if any) and the stone can cause tonsils tonsils to swell or grow larger.

Tonsil Stones Home Treatment and Removal

For many individuals with tonsilloliths, tonsil stones removal of the base are the best option. The removal of tonsil stones at home are inexpensive, relatively easy to do, and usually more productive. An advantage of this method for removing tonsil stones are, in principle, to use clear nail polish, pick up, or Q-Tip is a pop, or to communicate with a stone from his pocket and remove the tonsils. Make sure not to scrape the structure of the tonsil is too difficult to avoid irritation. Yet Another strategy is to groom more than a little peices lightly with a toothbrush or a cotton swab to 100% pop out.

A lot of high-tech alternative to the removal of tonsil stones is to use a button spray jets of water creating a low concentration of crypts. All these methods are quite successful and can be done privateness permission to stay. That said, tonsilloliths which are located in places difficult to reach parts of the mouth, or areas in a place that is far more dangerous to dig around for the pick-and Q-Tip, talk to your medical treatment tonsil stones for you.

The flow of water to remove any tonsilloliths crypts. It is also easy to use gadgets like a water pik to do but to make the system is generally much too powerful and the best setting can cause damage. Terminal water in a tank, will present ample power for the removal of the tonsils without damaging the stone some of the sensitive tissues in the region.

It is crucial to stop the development of additional panels and maintain treatment of the removal of tonsils stones. Bad odor is not the problem if it remains untreated. Tonsilloliths may also bring your tonsils to bleed and become infected or inflamed, so you should delete.

The key problem with tonsilloliths is that you sometimes can not even tell they are there because they are deeply rooted in the crypts of the tonsils. Toothbrushes, toothpicks and a variety of cutting tools can not reach them. But to use a water jet, it is possible to empty the dust and can loosen and even ward off gems.

Tonsil stone removal can certainly try!

Certainly there are other procedures for the removal of the tonsils stones that most people rely on. For example, some people use tongs or similar information to push out from tonsilloliths. You can do the job, but the risk of infection or bleeding, if you put too difficult. In the end, protected, and the most hygienic removal strategy tonsil stones is water

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The wars in Europe since 2018?

2011-11-17T04:33:00.000-08:00

Dark predictions British historian Dominic Sendbruk: France will "hit" of Britain, and Germany to Greece. Vladimir Putin, the 2015th The inputs to the troops in Latvia.

EUROPE 2018th became the scene of the great war calculation - provides for a British historian Dominic Sendbruk (37), who, after studies at Oxford and Cambridge, has written several books and a series of articles in the British printing media. The root of the conflict, according to a top-British daily "Daily Mail", Sendbruk see the crisis in the Old World, which, according to his scenario, the escalating war ax digging among the countries that today make up the heart of the European Union.

France will, he predicts, to invade Britain, the Germans will fall into Greece, while the Russian tanks to move the Baltic states. Warning of German Chancellor Angela Merkel that the euro could fail to be a "trigger" for the war in Europe, develops Sendbruk statement that conflict already at the door.

His scenario is quite detailed and includes the date of commencement of the war, for exactly seven years, 29 October 2018th year. But next winter, in February 2012, he said, the protests in Greece will turn into a street war to Athens a month later announced his retirement from the euro zone.

The latter breakdown of European Stock Exchanges Germans will, he argues, to take advantage of the "occupation of Greece." However, by the summer it will emerge, he says, mass protests in Italy, which is why the Prime Minister Silvio Berlusconi sent an army, would not it brought order. However, the bombs will fly to banks in Rome, Milan, Turin, and the prime minister will be forced to seek help from Europe. Response is reported to have only Nicolas Sarkozy, President of France sending 15,000 soldiers. Prediction Sendbruka for July next year include even the death toll in the unrest.

Things are the 2013th was further exacerbated when the EU summit in March, smaller European nations are beginning to resist the request of Germany to adopt stringent austerity measures. Moving mass protests.Although in the spring of the 2014th The 63 people killed in bloody protests in Spain, the crisis in Latvia's main theme, where unemployment is 35 percent and where inter-ethnic conflicts erupt. Russian President Vladimir Putin, the 2015th The inputs to the troops in Latvia, that, according to British historian, "restore peace". Europe and NATO do not react violently, and Russians in Estonia are included, and the 2016th year in Lithuania, Belarus and Moldova.

In the meantime, apparently, Sarokozi amend the Constitution to France for the third time became president. Five days before the Catholic Christmas, the 2016th year, which says that everyone in the EU must accept the euro, while "the British should be reminded that they belong in Europe, even by force."

The conflict takes place in Belgium between the Flemings and Walloons, with British and French peacekeepers are sent. This is a prelude to the invasion of France to the United Kingdom the 2018th year. On the French side as Spain and Italy, with financial support from the Germans and Russians. Britons are leaving everyone, including Americans.

Time will, as in the case of all these predictions, to show how it has the insight, even the truth. It can not, however, denied that it was a solid script for a video game.

Best of Homer Simpson's Quotes

2011-11-02T05:35:00.000-07:00

The best of Homer Simpson's Quotes that you can find on internet:

And how is education supposed to make me feel smarter? Besides, every time I learn something new, it pushes some old stuff out of my brain. Remember when I took that home winemaking course, and I forgot how to drive? --Homer Simpson

Awww, 20 dollars?!? I wanted a peanut. --Homer Simpson
Ah, beer, my one weakness. My Achille's heel, if you will. --Homer Simpson

Ah, the college roadtrip. What better way to spread beer-fueled mayhem? --Homer Simpson

America's health care system is second only to Japan... Canada, Sweden, Great Britain... well, all of Europe. But you can thank your lucky stars we don't live in Paraguay! --Homer Simpson

All right, brain. You don't like me and I don't like you, but let's just do this and I can get back to killing you with beer. --Homer Simpson

All right, let's not panic. I'll make the money by selling one of my livers. I can get by with one. --Homer Simpson

Aw, Dad, you've done a lot of great things, but you're a very old man, and old people are useless. --Homer Simpson

Bart, a woman is like beer. They look good, they smell good, and you'd step over your own mother just to get one! --Homer Simpson

Bart, you're saying butt-kisser like it's a bad thing! --Homer Simpson

Beer. Now there's a temporary solution. --Homer Simpson

Black, marbelized with a liquid center. The Stealth Bowler. The pins don't know what hit 'em. --Homer Simpson

Dear Baby, Welcome to Dumpsville. Population: You --Homer Simpson

Dear Homer, IOU one emergency donut. Signed Homer. Bastard! He's always one step ahead. --Homer Simpson

Do I know what rhetorical means? --Homer Simpson

Do you want to change your name to Homer, Jr.? The kids can call you Hoju! --Homer Simpson

Does whisky count as beer? --Homer Simpson

D'oh! --Homer Simpson

Don't eat me. I have a wife and kids. Eat them. --Homer Simpson

Don't let Krusty's death get you down, boy. People die all the time, just like that. Why, you could wake up dead tomorrow! Well, good night. --Homer Simpson

Don't mess with the dead, boy, they have eerie powers. --Homer Simpson

Don't worry, son. I'm sure he's up in heaven right now laughing it up with all the other celebrities: John Dilinger, Ty Cobb, Joseph Stalin. --Homer Simpson

Donuts. Is there anything they can't do? --Homer Simpson

Facts are meaningless. You could use facts to prove anything that's even remotely true! --Homer Simpson

First you don't want me to get the pony, then you want me to take it back. Make up your mind. --Homer Simpson

Getting out of jury duty is easy. The trick is to say you're prejudiced against all races. --Homer Simpson

God bless those pagans. --Homer Simpson

Good drink... good meat... good God, let's eat! --Homer Simpson

Ha ha! Look at this country! ?You are gay!? Ha ha! --Homer Simpson

Heh Heh Heh! Lisa! Vampires are make believe, just like elves and gremlins and eskimos! --Homer Simpson

Here's to alcohol: The source of, and answer to, all of life's problems. --Homer Simpson

Hey, I asked for ketchup! I'm eatin' salad here! --Homer Simpson

I am so smart, I am so smart, s-m-r-t... I mean s-m-A-r-t. --Homer Simpson

I bet Einstein turned himself all sorts of colors before he invented the light bulb. --Homer Simpson

I can't believe it! Reading and writing actually paid off! --Homer Simpson

I don't want to go, so if he asks me to go, I'll just say, 'Yes!'

I guess you might say he barking up the wrong...bush. --Homer Simpson

I hope I didn't brain my damage. --Homer Simpson

I know what you're saying, Bart. When I was young, I wanted an electric football machine more than anything else in the world, and my parents bought it for me, and it was the happiest day of my life. Well, goodnight. --Homer Simpson

I know you can read my thoughts, boy: Meow, Meow, Meow, Meow, Meow, Meow, Meow, Meow, Meow, Meow, Meow, Meow, Meow, Meow, Meow, Meow. --Homer Simpson

I like my beer cold...my TV loud...and my homosexuals flaming. --Homer Simpson

I promised my boy one simple thing: lots of riches, and that man broke my promise! --Homer Simpson

I saw this movie about a bus that had to SPEED around a city, keeping its SPEED over fifty, and if its SPEED dropped, it would explode! I think it was called, 'The Bus That couldn't Slow Down.' --Homer Simpson

I think the saddest day of my life was when I realized I could beat my Dad at most things, and Bart experienced that at the age of four. --Homer Simpson

I wonder where Bart is, his dinner's getting all cold, and eaten. --Homer Simpson

I won't sleep in the same bed with a woman who thinks I'm lazy! I'm going right downstairs, unfold the couch, unroll the sleeping ba- uh, goodnidght. --Homer Simpson

If something is to hard to do, then it's not worth doing. You just stick that guitar in the closet next to your shortwave radio, your karate outfit and your unicycle and we'll go inside and watch TV. --Homer Simpson

If they think I'm going to stop at that stop sign, they're sadly mistaken! --Homer Simpson

If this were really a nuclear war we'd all be dead meat by now. --Homer Simpson

If you really want something in this life, you have to work for it --Now quiet, they're about to announce the lottery numbers! --Homer Simpson

I'll handle this... the only danger in space is if we land on the terrible Planet of the Apes... wait a minute. Statue of Liberty... THAT WAS OUR PLANET! YOU MANIACS! YOU BLEW IT UP! DAMN YOU! DAMN YOU ALL TO HELL! --Homer Simpson

I'm a white male, age 18 to 49. Everyone listens to me, no matter how dumb my suggestions are. --Homer Simpson

I'm going to the backseat of my car with the woman I love, and I won't be back for TEN MINUTES. --Homer Simpson

I'm having the best day of my life, and I owe it all to not going to Church! --Homer Simpson

I'm in a place where I don't know where I am! --Homer Simpson

I'm just a technical supervisor who cared too much. --Homer Simpson

I'm no supervising technician, I'm a technical supervisor. --Homer Simpson

In America, first you get the sugar, then you get the power, then you get the women! --Homer Simpson

It may be on a lousy channel, but the Simpsons are on TV! --Homer Simpson

It's a good thing that beer wasn't shaken up any more, or I'd have looked quite the fool. An April fool, as it were. --Homer Simpson

It's like something out of that twilighty show about that zone. --Homer Simpson

It's not easy to juggle a pregnant wife and a troubled child, but somehow I managed to fit in eight hours of TV a day. --Homer Simpson

Just because I don't care doesn't mean I don't understand! --Homer Simpson

Kids, kids. As far as Daddy's concerned, you're both potential murderers. --Homer Simpson

Kill my boss? Do I dare live out the American dream? --Homer Simpson

Kill myself? Killing myself is the last thing I'd ever do. Now I have a purpose, a reason to live. I don't care who I have to face, I don't care who I have to fight, I will not rest until this street gets a stop sign! --Homer Simpson

Let us all bask in television's warm glowing warming glow. --Homer Simpson

Let us celebrate our agreement with the adding of chocolate to milk. --Homer Simpson

Lisa, if the Bible has taught us nothing else, and it hasn't, it's that girls should stick to girls sports, such as hot oil wrestling and foxy boxing and such and such. --Homer Simpson

Lisa, stop that racket! I'm trying to fix your mother's camera. Easy, easy. I think I'll need a bigger drill. --Homer Simpson Lisa, the mob's working on getting your saxophone back, but we've also expanded into other important areas...World domination. --Homer Simpson

Lord help me, I'm just not that bright. --Homer Simpson

Lurlee your song touched me in so many ways... and which way to the can? --Homer Simpson

Marge! Look at all this great stuff I found at the Marina. It was just sitting in some guy's boat! --Homer Simpson

Marge, it takes two to lie. One to lie and one to listen. --Homer Simpson

Marge, please. Old people don't need companionship. They need to be isolated and studied so that it can be determined what nutrients they have that might be extracted for our personal use. --Homer Simpson

Shut up, Brain, or I'll stab you with a Q-tip! --Homer Simpson

Remember that postcard Grandpa sent us from Florida of that alligator biting that woman's bottom? That's right, we all thought it was hilarious. But it turns out we were wrong. That alligator was sexually harassing that woman. --Homer Simpson

Marge, would you please tell Bart that I would just like to drink a glass of syrup like I do every morning? --Homer Simpson

Marge, you being a cop makes you the man! Which makes me the woman --and I have no interest in that, besides occasionally wearing the underwear, which as we discussed, is strictly a comfort thing. --Homer Simpson

Me lose brain? Uh, oh! Ha ha ha! Why I laugh? --Homer Simpson

Mmmm, 52 slices of American cheese. --Homer Simpson

Mmmm, forbidden donut. --Homer Simpson

Mmmm, free goo. --Homer Simpson

Mmmm, Gummy-beer. --Homer Simpson

Mmmm, purple. --Homer Simpson

Mmmm, sacrilicious. --Homer Simpson

Mmmm...fuzzy. --Homer Simpson

Mmmm...open faced club sand wedge. --Homer Simpson

Mr. Scorpio says productivity is up 2%, and it's all because of my motivational techniques, like donuts and the possibility of more donuts to come. --Homer Simpson

No jokes, no taunting--That kid's got bosoms! Somebody get me a wet towel! C'mere you butterball. --Homer Simpson

No! No-no-no-no-no-no! Well, yes. --Homer Simpson

No, no, no, Lisa. If adults don't like their jobs, they don't go on strike. They just go in every day and do it really half-assed. --Homer Simpson

Now Bart, since you broke Grandpa's teeth, he gets to break yours. --Homer Simpson

Now go on, boy, and pay attention. Because if you do, someday, you may achieve something that we Simpsons have dreamed about for generations: You may outsmart someone! --Homer Simpson

Oh look at me!!! I'm making people happy! I'm the magical man from happy land, with a gumdrop house on lollipop lane! Oh by the way...I was being sarcastic. --Homer Simpson

Trying is the first step towards failure. --Homer Simpson

Oh no! What have I done? I smashed open my little boy's piggy bank, and for what? A few measly cents, not even enough to buy one beer. Wait a minute, lemme count and make sure...not even close. --Homer Simpson

Oh, everything's too damned expensive these days. This Bible cost 15 bucks! And talk about a preachy book! Everybody's a sinner! Except this guy. --Homer Simpson

Oh, Lisa, you and your stories: Bart's a vampire, beer kills brain cells. Now let's go back to that... building... thingie... where our beds and TV... is. --Homer Simpson

Oh, people can come up with statistics to prove anything, Kent. 14% of people know that. --Homer Simpson

OK, son. Just remember to have fun out there today, and if you lose, I'LL KILL YOU! --Homer Simpson

Operator! Give me the number for 911! --Homer Simpson

Read your town charter, boy. ?If food stuff should touch the ground, said food stuff shall be turned over to the village idiot.? Since I don't see him around, start shoveling! --Homer Simpson

Relax. What is mind? No matter. What is matter? Never mind! --Homer Simpson

Remember as far as anyone knows, we're a nice normal family. --Homer Simpson

Safety? But sir! If truth be known, I actually caused more accidents around here than any other employee, including a few doozies no one every found out about. --Homer Simpson

Simpson-Homer Simpson, he's the greatest guy in his-tor-y. From the town of Springfield, he's about to hit a chestnut tree. D'oh! --Homer Simpson

Solid waste! I could kiss you! Bleh! Ew! Yeech! Ooh! I think this was pizza! --Homer Simpson

Son, being popular is the most important thing in the whole world. --Homer Simpson

Son, this is the only time I'm ever gonna say this. It is not okay to lose. --Homer Simpson

Stealing! How could you?! Haven't you learned anything from that guy who gives those sermons at church? Captain What's-his-name? --Homer Simpson

That's it! You people have stood in my way long enough. I'm going to clown college! --Homer Simpson

The lesson is: Our God is vengeful! O spiteful one, show me who to smite and they shall be smoten! --Homer Simpson

The only danger is if they send us to that terrible planet of the apes. --Homer Simpson

The strong must protect the sweet. --Homer Simpson

There's a New Mexico? --Homer Simpson

They have the Internet on computers, now? --Homer Simpson

This donut has purple in the middle, purple is a fruit. --Homer Simpson

This is absolutely the last funeral we ever take you kids to. --Homer Simpson

This perpetual motion machine she made is a joke: It just keeps going faster and faster. Lisa, get in here! In this house, we obey the laws of THERMODYNAMICS! --Homer Simpson

Uh huh. Uh huh. Okay. Um, can you repeat the part of the stuff where you said all about the...things? Uh... the things? --Homer Simpson

Unlike most of you, I am not a nut. --Homer Simpson

Wait a minute. I'm a guy like me! --Homer Simpson

We monorail conductors are a crazy breed! --Homer Simpson

Well you know boys, a nuclear reactor is a lot like women. You just have to read the manual and press the right button. --Homer Simpson

Well, crying isn't gonna bring him back...unless your tears smell like dog food. So you can either sit there crying and eating can after can of dog food until your tears smell enough like dog food to make your dog come back or you can go out there and find your dog. --Homer Simpson

Well, I'm tired of being a wannabe league bowler. I wanna be a league bowler! --Homer Simpson

Well, it's like the time that your cat Snowball got run over? Remember that, honey? Well, what I'm saying is all we have to do is go down to the pound and get a new jazzman. --Homer Simpson

Well, let's just call them, uh, Mr. X and Mrs. Y. So anyway, Mr.X would say, 'Marge, if this doesn't get your motor running, my name isn't "Homer J. Simpson."

Well, you can't go wrong with cocktail weenies. They taste as good as they look. And they come in this delicious red sauce. It looks like catsup- it tastes like catsup. But brother, it ain't catsup! --Homer Simpson

We're gonna get a new TV. Twenty-one inch screen, realistic flesh tones, and a little cart so we can wheel it into the dining room on holidays. --Homer Simpson

We're laughing with her, Marge. There's a big difference. Ha ha ha! ...with her. --Homer Simpson

What are you gonna do? Sick your dogs on me? Or your bees? Or dogs with bees in their mouth so when they bark they shoot bees at me? --Homer Simpson

What do we need a psychiatrist for? We know our kid is nuts. --Homer Simpson

What the hey, I'll take the job. --Homer Simpson

What's the point of going out, we're just going to end up back here anyway? --Homer Simpson

When I first heard that Marge was joining the police academy, I thought it would be fun and zany, like that movie --Spaceballs. But instead it was dark and disturbing. Like that movie, Police Academy. --Homer Simpson

When I look at the smiles on all the children's faces. Just know they're about to jab me with something. --Homer Simpson

When will I learn? The answer to life's problems aren't at the bottom of a bottle, they're on TV! --Homer Simpson

Yeah Moe that team sure did suck last night. They just plain sucked! I've seen teams suck before, but they were the suckiest bunch of sucks that ever sucked! Oh, I gotta go, my damn weiner kids are listening. --Homer Simpson

Yes, honey...Just squeeze your rage up into a bitter little ball and release it at an appropriate time, like that day I hit the referee with the whiskey bottle. --Homer Simpson

You couldn't fool your mother on the foolingest day of your life if you had an electrified fooling machine. --Homer Simpson

You know, Moe, my mom once said something that really stuck with me. She said, `Homer, you're a big disappointment,' and God bless her soul, she was really onto something. --Homer Simpson

You know those balls that they put on car antennas so you can find them in the parking lot? Those should be on EVERY CAR! --Homer Simpson

You know, my kids think you're the greatest. And thanks to your gloomy music, they've finally stopped dreaming of a future I can't possibly provide. --Homer Simpson

You tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is 'never try'. --Homer Simpson

You'll have to speak up, I'm wearing a towel. --Homer Simpson

Your lives are in the hands of men no smarter than you or I, many of them incompetent boobs. I know this because I worked alongside them, gone bowling with them, watched them pass me over for promotions time and again. And I say... This stinks! --Homer Simpson

Masculinity in value again

2011-10-15T04:32:00.000-07:00

Men: retrosexuals suppress metrosexuals. What is a "real man"? Not burdened by diet, shoes, emotions, cares only about sex, beer and football.

Once the man was simply a man. And then, with the development of the feminist movement, characterized as "chauvinist pigs" who do not spend enough time to sink.

Then came a new, neat man - metrosexual. Women liked, but they began to complain that he does not have enough testosterone to secretly spend their creams and creams from the bathroom ... I, began to complain of "real men". In the book "Retrosexuals: How to be a real man," author and journalist David Thomas said that they are macho details that women complain about, and returning to the scene.

What is this man? Fearless like Indiana Jones, then sufficiently strong as Popeye to be no effort to open cans, but certainly not waxed. Or, if they should find counterparts in the modern world, they are the closest picture actors Russell Crowe, Vince Vaughan, Hugh Laurie and "Doctor House" or a little less raw Hugh Jackman. Buckish Beckham goes back in time? We shall see.

The term "retrosexual" used for the first time the 2003rd year. It is a British journalist Mark Simpson briefly described the "classic man." But he, instead of being nervous about whether his hair and tidy clothes, instead of being burdened with diet, shoes, emotions, how to juggle all the responsibilities, cares only about sex, beer and football. They must be in abundance. Do not consult with friends, and even less with feng-shui, daily or weekly horoscope you need to decide on something.Simply, think for himself. Has strong hands that open any bottle and take more suitcases at once. Does not take up too much shelf in the bathroom, which women in particular prices, because no man wants to have more cosmetic products than her, but one that is only a shower, shave, and it is ready to leave the house.

He paid cash and less credit cards. Pays the bill at the restaurant even when a woman offers to let it do so. It opens doors to all women, pregnant women get up in the bus. And proud of it. When it comes to food is not over demanding, but know that he does not cook, at least not on weekdays. But, because weekends preparing barbecue, and how!

No woman can not be got in between him and his love to watch live football matches. And there and because of that went to the cinema to watch a movie like "Sex and the City". Very holds to the car, but not those polished.

In the golden age retrosexual, for example, all cars were the "Ford", made the 1970th and 1985. year - "Ford Cortina", "ford capri", "ford granada" ... The road is not asking where to go, because he always knows the right way, or at least does not acknowledge that this pathway may fail.

He has no best friends, but buddies, a hug, tears and kisses are acceptable only if they were both hopelessly intoxicated.

Dom retrosexsual is reduced and they are not at all important features chairs, tables, beds and a sofa to lie down while watching TV. But it is not squeamish on a plasma TV, DVD recorder and a good music device. However, David Thomas jokingly points out that even knows how to follow retrosexual styles in interior of the apartment. For example, one that leans to minimalism, will have to fit the TV, bed, fridge (with beer), a good piece of clothing will keep on the floor. The one who "loves" modernism, provide to the apartment in the same way, except that its technical equipment will be more powerful. And so on ...

Retrosexual is a bold, practical, competitive, knows how to majstoriše in the house, well built, but unencumbered by going to the gym, changing rooms, and aging. Dressed casually and is, compared with metrosexuals who rules a decade, seems a bit neglected. Do not wax your chest and armpit hair, no eyebrows, pulls the thread, does not wear jewelry unless it is not counted in a good hour, not a regular at the beauty and hair salons, has tousled hair, a beard for days ... Unfortunately, there are beer belly, but no one is perfect.

Bereaved cosmetic industry

In recent years cosmetic industry is a drop in sales of products for men, and is predicted to be in the future to continue the downward line. Sales of gels and mousse fell for 15, ten deodorants, skin care products by 1.8 percent, and even fewer sales and razors. In order to somehow follow a recent trend and raises retrosexual in the house "L'Oreal" a few months ago they hired Hugh Laurie, what unsaved grumpy doctor and Hausa, as the face of men's cosmetics line. But, alas, retrosexual is neat, but not cat, at least not as much as employed in the cosmetic industry would like.

Final Fantasy Espers

2011-10-09T07:01:00.000-07:00

Throughout Final Fantasy XII there are thirteen Espers, or summons. After you defeat an Esper through storyline or sidequest play, you will acquire that summon on the License Board. You can then get the license with any character but only that character. In battle that character can summon that esper and the esper will fight alongside the caster until it runs out of HP or time. As your summoner gains level and ability so will your esper.

All that said they aren’t the most useful options in the world but provide some of the toughest challenges in the game. Some (Cuchulainn and Adrammelech come to mind) are available rather early in the game but will rout you until later on. Many esper fights have certain stipulations during the battle that disallow your party to attack, cast magic, use an item, etc. You will almost certainly have to do some scouting with the initial battle or inform yourself ahead of time.

Belias
The Gigas

Scion of darkness and guardian of the Holy Realm, made by the gods in opposition to Loghrif the Transcendent, scion of light. Called the Gigas for his appearance: man and monster fused as one. Considered a mistake upon his making, and receiving not his intended role, the Gigas challenged the gods and lost. Scorned by his masters, he found another: the Dynast-King, whose tomb he swore to protect for eternity.

Mateus
The Corrupt

Scion of darkness ruling and protecting those who live in the underworld, in opposition to Lahabrea the Abyssal Celebrant and scion of light. In the course of his rule, he submitted to avarice, and the darkness took his heart, transforming him until he was both evil and corrupt. Then in his cowardice did he bind a Goddess of the Demesne of Ice, and using her as a living shield, he challenged the gods. Defeated before their might, he fell screaming into the depths of hell, there to be imprisoned for eternity.

Adrammelech
The Wroth

Emperor among the scions, able to reduce to nothing aught he strikes with a single vengeful blow of his fist, created in opposition to Deudalephon the Benevolent, scion of light. Though he was made by the gods to quell the fiends that raged in the Otherworld, his immense strength and fearsome visage drew the fiends to his side, and turned him against his creators. Adrammelech rose to prominence in the Otherworld, whence he led a fiendish horde against the gods, but in the end, he was defeated.

Zalera
The Death Seraph

Heretic scion who wrapped the world in dark energies, seeking to take the souls of all living things unto himself. Created in opposition to Emet-Selch, Angel of Truth, and scion of light. Originally tasked with the judging of men upon their deaths, his soul was tainted by the curses of those who raged against the heavens, and seizing one of the gods' servants, a shamaness, as a hostage, he rebelled against his creators. Even now, in defeat, he clutches the shamaness to him in his right arm, and with the aid of her death-wail does he summon the soul of darkness to do his bidding.

Shemhazai
The Corrupt

Scion that is both horse and woman, wielding utter control over the souls that wander the underworld, in opposition to Igeyorlm the Martyr, scion of light. Though she once served the gods as a guardian, when Ultima announced her rebellion, Shemhazai went to her, whispering of the gods' hidden weaknesses. She then descended upon the land without leave of the gods, and taught men of destruction and evil. For this was she striken down and bound.

Cúchulainn
The Impure

Scion created to rid the world of its impurities by swallowing them within himself, in opposition to Nabriales the Majestic, scion of light. The world, however, was more filled with impurity and corruption than even the gods dared imagine, and having swallowed it all, the once beautiful Cúchulainn was transformed into a hideous thing, a deity of filth, and so did he turn against his creators. Wherever his feet should fall, there all life withers to dust.

Exodus
The Judge-Sal

Most ancient of the scions, created in opposition to Halmarut the Arbiter, and scion of light. Tasked with keeping watch over the world, with the authority to judge the value of all things. As he watched, unseen, unknown, his attachment to the world dwindled, and faded until it was as nothing. Fitting that he would desire to make the world, too, as nothing. Yet he fell in the war against the gods, and was thwarted, imprisoned in punishment for his heresy.

Hashmal
Bringer of Order

Scion set by the gods to wield and manipulate the laws of this world, and with holy power lead mankind to order. Created in opposition to Fandaniel the Protector, scion of light. Desiring to bring order to all things, he joined with Ultima in her battle against the gods. He gave his body to the Thousand-Years War, and when his strength was spent, down into the burning inferno he fell.

Zeromus
The Condemner

Honoring the law more than any other, a scion of holy order and condemner of criminals. Created in opposition to Knight-Star Pashtarot, scion of light. He turns his deep, abiding hatred for those who break the law into living darkness, therein to plunge the guilty in fell judgment. Over time, he came to care less for upholding the law and more for condemnation, and so tainted by hate, he sought to condemn the gods themselves to death. Thus, did he earn the title "The Condemner", and thus did he fall from grace.

Famfrit
The Darkening Cloud

The hideous, darkly clouded form of Famfrit, scion in opposition to Holy Queen Emmerololth, scion of light, was anathema even to his creators. Thus, after a great battle, was he broken and sealed within armor laced with wards. The confines of his armor are void of light, and so is he called the Darkening Cloud. Men fear the rain that falls from the black clouds that ooze from that giant ewer as a herald of chaos and waste.

Chaos
Walker of the Wheel

Tutelary deity of the sacred crystals fashioned by the gods at the time of the Great Making. Created in opposition to Mitron the Chasiter, scion of light. Upon entering the world of Man, he was enveloped in the turmoil rampant there. Lost, he died and was reborn countless times, a walker of life's wheel, eventually to rage against the gods that had so failed him. By sitting in meditation upon the Unrh Pedestal does he clear heart and mind until all that has order and reason and thought is made as nothing.

Ultima
The High Seraph

Masterpiece among the scions created by the gods, and the mastermind of the plot to rise against them. Prior to her betrayal, she was tasked with guiding souls to heaven and aiding in their reincarnation. Called the High Seraph for her angelic wings of glimmering gold, yet it was on wings of deepest black that the tainted angel Ultima rose against the gods. Since her fall, her heart is without light, and impossible to know.

Zodiark
Keeper of Precepts

Strongest of the scions created by the gods, they feared his growth, and so kept him a child. So indomitable is his strength that all things are by him twisted and pressed into oblivion. He alone fashions the laws governing all things, and administers punishment in place of the gods. So is he Keeper of Precepts, and his authority is absolute.

Final Fantasy XII

2011-10-02T01:17:00.000-07:00

Final Fantasy XII is a console role-playing video game developed and published by Square Enix for the PlayStation 2. Released in 2006, it is the twelfth title in the Final Fantasy series. The game introduced several innovations to the series: battles occur without a transition to a separate screen; a customizable "gambit" system automatically controls the actions of characters; and a "license" system determines which abilities and equipment are used by characters. Final Fantasy XII also includes elements from previous games in the series such as summoned monsters, Chocobos, and Moogles.

The game takes place in the fictional land of Ivalice, where the empires of Archadia and Rozarria are waging an endless war. Dalmasca, a small kingdom, is caught between the warring nations. When Dalmasca is annexed by Archadia, its princess, Ashe, creates a resistance movement. During the struggle, she meets Vaan, a young adventurer who dreams of commanding an airship. They are quickly joined by a band of allies; together, they rally against the tyranny of the Archadian Empire.

Story

Final Fantasy XII begins in Dalmasca's capital city of Rabanastre, where the happiness from the union of Princess Ashe of Dalmasca and Prince Rasler of Nabradia is interrupted by the Archadian Empire's invasion of Nabradia. In the subsequent war, Nabradia and Dalmasca are subjugated by Archadia; Prince Rasler is killed, and the Dalmascan king Raminas, after signing a treaty of surrender, is apparently assassinated by the Dalmascan captain Basch. Reks, a young knight under Basch's command, bears witness to the assassination, but later dies of his injuries. Marquis Ondore announces that Basch has been executed and Princess Ashe has committed suicide.
Two years later, Vaan, the younger brother of Reks, is living a life of a street urchin in Rabanastre. Despite his friend Penelo's objections, he infiltrates the Rabanastre palace during a dinner celebrating the appointment of Vayne Solidor as consul. During the infiltration, Vaan encounters Balthier and Fran, a pair of sky pirates who are after the magicite that Vaan took from the royal treasury. Their escape attempt fails when a battle breaks out between Imperial troops and Dalmascan Resistance forces, and they end up in the sewers where they stumble upon the Resistance leader, Amalia. Vaan, Balthier, and Fran are captured by the Archadians and detained at the Nalbina Dungeons. In Nalbina, the three encounter Basch, imprisoned but alive, and they escape with him; Basch pleads that his twin brother, Gabranth, had posed as him on the night of the treaty and was the true assassin. While skeptical at first, Vaan eventually believes him. With the help of Balthier and Fran, the party then travels to Bhujerba, where Penelo is kidnapped by Ba'Gamnan, a bounty hunter trying to catch Balthier. While rescuing Penelo, the party meets Lamont, a curious boy who is Vayne's younger brother, Larsa, in disguise. Basch is also able to confront the Marquis, who captures the party and detains them onboard the Archadian airship Leviathan, headed by Judge Ghis.
On the Leviathan, the party is reunited with Amalia, who is revealed to be Princess Ashe. Ghis takes Vaan's magicite, a royal Dalmascan artifact, and sends it to Archadia. The company escapes from the airship after defeating Ghis and returns to Bhujerba; however, lacking the magicite, Ashe has no proof of her identity and Ondore suggests that Ashe remain hidden in Bhujerba. Instead, Ashe escapes and attempts to collect the treasures of Dynast-King Raithwall, which would prove her royal blood. The party acquires the Dawn Shard, a piece of "deifacted Nethicite", from Raithwall's Tomb, but Ghis seizes it. The small piece of magicite destroys the Leviathan, Ghis, and his fleet, while Ashe and her party barely escape. The company later encounters Larsa, who seeks a peace treaty between Dalmasca and the empire; Ashe initially objects, but Larsa convinces her to pursue a treaty in order to protect Dalmasca. She goes to Mt. Bur-Omisace to seek Gran Kiltias Anastasis' approval of her as queen of Dalmasca.
The party learns in Mt. Bur-Omisace that many other influential people also hope to avert war. Larsa, who had been investigating Vayne's connection to the manufacted Nethicite, had made contact with Al-Cid Margrace, a member of the Rozarrian Empire ruling family, to convince the two Empires to cease their war. They plan to announce Ashe's status as Dalmascan Queen and to persuade the Archadian emperor Gramis not to go to war, but the plan is thwarted when the Emperor is killed, supposedly by Archadian Senate Chairman Gregoroth. With Anastasis' aid, Ashe retrieves the Sword of Kings, which can destroy Nethicite. While she obtains the sword, Anastasis is killed by Judge Bergan and Larsa is brought back to Archadia. After defeating Judge Bergan, Ashe's party travels to Archades and the Draklor Laboratory, Doctor Cid's base of operations. Cid escapes and leaves clues that lead them to Giruvegan, the supposed location of the Sun-cryst, the source of all deifacted Nethicite. While the whole party is able to enter Giruvegan, only Ashe encounters the makers of the Sun-cryst, the immortal Occuria, who pull the strings of history; they give her the Treaty Blade to cut pieces of her own.
In a cutscene, it is revealed that Doctor Cid's Nethicite research was augmented by knowledge from the Occurian heretic, Venat, who had allied with Cid and Vayne in order to put the "reins of History back in the hands of Man". Vayne aims to become the new Dynast-King by using manufacted Nethicite to conquer all of Ivalice. Cid, revealed to be Balthier's father, was obsessed with researching the Nethicite's power after his own visit to Giruvegan and initial encounter with Venat. Their expansion campaign—which led to the Dalmasca's occupation and the destruction of the city of Nabudis—was made to obtain and study deifacted Nethicite.
Ashe is faced with the choice to heed the Occuria and take pieces of the Sun-cryst for her revenge or to destroy it and end the Occurian control over history. Still undecided, Ashe and the party travel to the Pharos at Ridorana Cataract, where the Sun-cryst is located, accompanied by the pirate Reddas. At the top of the tower they face Gabranth, who admits to killing King Raminas in an attempt to force Ashe to give in to her hate. After they overpower him, Cid arrives and fights the party; they defeat him, but before he dies he uses Nethicite shards to harness the full power of the Sun-cryst. Reddas sacrifices himself to destroy it.
Ashe learns from Al-Cid that a war between Archadia and the Resistance group led by Marquis Ondore is about to take place in Rabanastre. The Sky Fortress Bahamut, an enormous, Nethicite-fueled airship armed with incredibly powerful weapons, had absorbed the incredible amount of Mist released by the destruction of the Sun-cryst and now hovers above Rabanastre. Infiltrating the sky fortress with the aid of the Resistance, Basch confronts Gabranth, who is impressed by Basch's loyalty. The party encounters Vayne and Larsa in the midst of an argument over Vayne's plot for power, to which Larsa objects strongly, Larsa and Gabranth ally with the party to destroy Vayne and Venat. After Vayne's defeat, Ashe announces the end of the war, and Larsa takes over the Imperial Army. The party escapes Bahamut, now out of fuel after the final battle, with Gabranth's body and Larsa. Balthier and Fran remain onboard the Bahamut, steering it away from Rabanastre to prevent a collision, though contact with them is lost.

In the following year, Ashe becomes Queen of Dalmasca, and Basch replaces Gabranth as Judge Magister, serving as guardian to Larsa, now Emperor of Archadia. Vaan acquires his own airship, which he operates with Penelo. Balthier and Fran escape from Bahamut and survive to recover the Strahl and go to Bervenia. The game ends with Vaan and Penelo setting out to visit them, embarking on another adventure.

Characters

The six main playable characters in Final Fantasy XII are Vaan, an energetic orphan of Rabanastre who dreams of becoming a sky pirate; Ashe, a determined princess of Dalmasca who lost her father and husband in the Archadian invasion; Basch, a disgraced knight of Dalmasca charged with treason for slaying the king; Balthier, a gentlemanly sky pirate who pilots his airship, the Strahl; Fran, Balthier's partner and a Viera exile whose knowledge extends to legends and myths; and Penelo, Vaan's childhood friend who accompanies him on journeys to "keep an eye on him".
The Archadian Empire is ruled by House Solidor, headed by Emperor Gramis. The family also consists of two siblings, Vayne and Larsa, the former a military genius and the latter a charismatic seeker of peace. Judge Magisters, upholders of Archadian law, protect House Solidor and execute every command issued by the ruling family. The technological marvels of airships and synthetic nethicite—a form of magicite that absorbs Mist—are thanks to Doctor Cid, a prominent researcher from Archadia. The Resistance against Archadia includes Dalmascan knight Vossler, an ally of Basch; Marquis Halim Ondore IV, the game's narrator and ruler of the skycity Bhujerba; Reddas, a sky pirate based in the port at Balfonheim; and the Rozarrian Empire, of which Al-Cid Margrace is a prince of the ruling family. The mythos of Final Fantasy XII revolves around a character known as Dynast-King Raithwall, a man who once united Ivalice to create the Galtean Alliance in ages past.

Battle system

Unlike the previous single player Final Fantasy games which used a turn-based system, battles in Final Fantasy XII occur in the open field; however, menus are still used to issue commands to the characters. Battles unfold in real time, using a new system called "Active Dimension Battle" (ADB), which allows the player to battle in the overworld instead of in a separate battle screen. The player may issue commands to any of the three characters in the battle party at will; however, guest characters are controlled by the game's artificial intelligence. Battle commands include Attack, Magicks & Technicks, Mist, Gambits, and Items. Using these abilities, the player must destroy enemies before being defeated.
"Random encounters" have been eliminated in Final Fantasy XII; the transition to a separate battle screen like in other Final Fantasy titles is absent; instead, enemies are visible in the overworld before an engagement and the player may choose to fight or avoid them in open combat. A battle begins when the party comes within range of an aggressive enemy (or vice versa), if the party attacks a non-aggressive enemy, or if a story event initiates a confrontation. When a character or enemy begins to perform an action, target lines connect characters to other party members or enemies; different colors represent the type of action. The player may switch any active character with an inactive character at any time, unless the active character is targeted by an attack or ability. Characters who are knocked out may also be substituted. The absence of a transition to a battle screen means the traditional victory scene is also eliminated, though a successful "boss" battle does present the player with a "Congratulations" screen featuring the participating characters' victory poses and a variation on the well-known battle victory music theme used in most previous games in the series.
Another new feature in Final Fantasy XII is the "gambit" system, which allows the player to program each character to perform certain commands in battle in response to specified conditions. Using gambits, the player may set reactions to different stimuli for each character. Each gambit consists of three parts: a target, an action, and a priority. The target specifies which ally or foe to act on and the condition for applying the action. For example, the target "Ally: HP < 70%" causes the character to target any ally whose hit points have fallen below 70%. The action is the command to be performed on the target. The priority determines which gambit to perform when multiple gambits are triggered. These heuristics guide the characters when acting autonomously, though player-directed commands are always given top priority.
In Final Fantasy XII, a mysterious phenomenon known as "Mist" is the key energy which allows the player to cast summoning magic and perform "Quickenings". After defeating one in combat, the player will be able to summon an "Esper" to the battlefield. Similar to Final Fantasy X, the summoned creatures become active participants in battle, as opposed to the cinematic attacks seen in previous games in the series. Unlike Final Fantasy X, however, Espers follow hidden gambits, rather than the player's direct command.The summoner remains an active member in the fight, able to attack and cast support magic, instead of leaving the party or standing idle while the summoned creature fights. An Esper will leave the battle if either the summoner or itself is knocked out, its time limit expires, or it executes its special attack. Some Espers have origins in Final Fantasy Tactics and Final Fantasy Tactics Advance and others are derived from the final bosses of previous Final Fantasy games such as Chaos, the final boss of the first Final Fantasy, and Zeromus, the final boss of Final Fantasy IV.
Final Fantasy XII introduces "Quickenings", a new Limit Break system unique compared to those in previous games in the series. Characters learn Quickenings by progressing to specific panels on the License Board. Each character can learn three Quickenings, which are unique to that character. Characters may string together Quickenings into large combo attacks, called Mist Chains, via timed button presses. If a Mist Chain reaches a certain length, a final strike will be initiated at the end of the Quickening cycle, called a Concurrence.

License Board

As in many role-playing games, characters "level up" each time they earn a set number of experience points from defeating enemies; each level gained increases the character's statistics and consequently, improves performance in battle. Statistics include hit points, the amount of damage a character can receive; strength, the power of the character's physical attacks; and magic, the potency of the character's magical spells.
In addition to leveling up, players may improve their characters via the License Board. The License Board is an array of panels that contain "licenses"—permits which allow a character to perform certain actions.The board is split into two parts; the upper part contains Magick, Technick, Accessory, and Augment (stat increases and other permanent buffs) licenses, and the bottom part is filled mostly with Weapon and Armor licenses. To use a Magick, Technick, or piece of equipment, the character must obtain its corresponding license by spending the required amount of LP (License Points) to permit its use. LP are earned in battle along with the experience points. Like the Sphere Grid in Final Fantasy X, all characters may obtain all licenses on the board; however, each Quickening and Esper license may only be activated by a single character.

Final Fantasy XII Espers Review

Blue whales endangered species - save blue whales

2011-09-26T04:24:00.000-07:00

Blue whales are the largest animals that ever lived on earth, can reach a length of more than 30 meters (100 feet) and weighs 200 tons. Blue whales are an endangered species, they are the largest animals in the world and have long been on the red list of the United Nations most endangered species in the world, threatened by recent disappearance.

While in previous centuries has not hunted whales sapphire because of their speed and weight, by the mid 19th century, they began to hunt regularly. During the 20th century was fished about 350,000 blue whales. In the southern hemisphere were created for the settlement of hunters and processors that are whales during the whaling season spills of a busy life and work. Out of season, the village would be deserted. The consequence of such intense fishing was a big drop in catches after the 1930th year because of Azure whales are almost no longer existed. However, only the 1966th entered into force on the international protection provisions.

Before the period of the great whaling, the world's seas floating about 200,000 specimens of blue whale, of which almost 90% in the South Seas. Today, despite the protection that now has lasted for almost 40 years, the total population of these species has only a few thousand individuals. The exact scope of the population is very difficult to determine. How far is observed strength of the recovery of these whales, some experts believe that the total population is too small to be able to re-grow. It was noted that blue whales in the North Atlantic, due to lack of partners of its kind, more often mate with other species of whales. This creates new species of whales, and blue whales are disappear as a species.

Since commercial whaling was banned, has not been established whether the world population of blue whales is stable or increasing. In Antarctica, it is estimated that 7.3% of the population number increases every year. It is assumed that the Icelandic population in California and also on the rise. The size of the entire world population of blue whales is estimated at between 5,000 and 12,000 individuals (2002.), But there is great uncertainty in the estimates in many areas. According to the IUCN Red List, the blue whale is an endangered species, and it was this list since it was first made.

Blue whales are particularly vulnerable in Japan. Given that they have bacon and steak just like pigs because they are mammals, especially the price of their meat. Fishermen are allowed an annual quota of how many whales can be caught, but they largely do not respect and love more and more whales. Given that fewer whales, they are forced to go farther from shore and to hunt in the prohibited zones, which brings them into conflict with authorities, but this does not prevent them to continue business as usual.

The largest known population is located in the northeastern Pacific (from Alaska to Costa Rica) and has about 2,000 blue whales. Most often seen flying over California. Sometimes this population extends over the northwestern Pacific Ocean, recorded meetings are rare in the area between Kamchatka and extreme northern parts of Japan.

The total population of North Atlantic blue whales is between 600 and 1500th.

World on the verge of bankruptcy

2011-09-06T07:06:00.000-07:00

Global debt grew more than twice in the past decade, the trend of borrowing continues. The entire planet owes more than he has. Every second all indebted.

Every second all the world is indebted, but the entire planet, but owes more than the income brackets.

Mankind sways under 158 trillion (thousand billion) dollars in debt. Every man on the planet owes 22,733 dollars. Every child is born with the burden of debts, which are growing faster than the growth of mankind. Debts are growing faster than gross domestic product.

Debts have more than doubled in the past decade, with 78 billion dollars in 2000 to 158 billion dollars in 2010. year, estimates the global consulting firm "Mekinsi". With 6.95 billion people on the planet, and last year's gross domestic product of 74.54 trillion dollars, the average GDP of the world is $ 10,500. This is only half of the debt each of us.

In theory, mankind is bankrupt, making it financially more vulnerable than ever in history. Prediction "Economist" suggest that next year brings another five billion dollars in major debt.

- The debt is growing faster than GDP. The ratio of global debt to GDP ratio increased from 218 percent in 2000. year to 266 last year - says "Mekinsi".

Most of the debt refers to government and financial institutions. World governments owe their citizens, a growing number in recent years reflects a worrying trend. Faster growth of debt income, as is the case in recent years, implies greater state intervention in the economy, and raising taxes in the future, predicts "The Economist". The higher government debt, the greater the risk of fiscal crisis, a crisis and thus will have a greater impact on the economy.

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Meter of U.S. debt in New York's Manhattan on a street in the second screen is printed in a second amount of U.S. debt and debt of each American. Debt in the world's largest economy reached 14.62 billion dollars, which is close to U.S. GDP. This debt, according to the IMF prediction, amount to more - 103 percent of GDP in 2012. year. In the U.S., debt per capita is twice higher than at the global level and is 46,884 dollars.

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Greece, Ireland, Portugal, Spain, Britain and the U.S. have already been caught in a debt trap. They try to escape by making cuts in health and pension insurance, firing thousands of workers, while the U.S. has resorted to printing money. It introduces in a big way in the global system of inflation - printing money without backing.

The United States has lent billions of dollars over the past decade, mostly from foreign investors, which helped finance two long war and the recovery of the financial system and promote economic growth, fiscal stimuli. Debt is up, so, just piled.

- America is supposed to accumulate the 204 billion dollars in debt, and now it seems every two to three years - noted American Congressman Jim Cooper.

In the U.S., the situation worsens monetary and loose fiscal policy after 2001. year. Policy of low interest rates encourage spending in the private sector and increasing indebtedness of households, while spending on the military rose from the wars in Iraq and Afghanistan. America is the exporter of capital, thus becoming its importer, vacuum about two-thirds of global savings in the period between the 2004th and 2006, which, as experts note, resulting in "global imbalances".

America, however, as an integrated economy, experts notice, despite the growing economic problems, has mechanisms that can resolve them more quickly than in the euro area. The fact that the euro area, each state still decides on its economy, and that the rules of how the budget deficit can be largely ignored, tolerated, makes the situation in this part of the world more complicated than in the U.S..

European politicians have responded to the crisis of a series of indecisive measures, which caused a negative reaction from investors in Brussels, Frankfurt and Washington. Experts commented that the response of Europe could be greater integration and centralized fiscal debt financing, and the deadline longer foreign investment, a new opening to educated immigrants. Such solutions, however, have not yet in sight, and similar historical episodes of the past taught that the healing process of a recession is not fast, even without an earthquake.

Helping the international community does not go by the fact that the extended life expectancy in most developed parts of the world, in Japan, Europe and the United States means that fewer and fewer taxpayers have to provide financial resources for a growing number of pensioners. Light output in a word, no.

The measures are, how heavy, so limited - life could be extended to 70 years, the extension of life expectancy. For the U.S. it could mean a reduction in military spending and agricultural subsidies. For Europe, the loosening of strict immigration policies because the old continent had to rely on a relatively younger population of the Mediterranean to be able to withstand the burden of pensioners.

None of these measures, however, could be called popular for world government. In the past, in such situations, governments were deciding difficult to increase taxes or cut costs.

More often than not, deciding to reduce the real value of liabilities - inflation. In a short period of rule from an average of four years, much less elected politicians are willing to resort to unpopular measures, tax increases and austerity, rather than printing money, which would eventually be able to bring them another term in the managerial chair.

The real situation is, therefore, in favor of new debt and increased the gap between rich and poor. Almost half the world population, more than three billion people earn less than two dollars a day. On the other hand, the number of millionaires has exceeded 10 million.

According to the "Merrill Lynch" and "Kapgeminija" of the richest in the world increased last, crisis, was more than eight percent to nearly 11 million. Their wealth increased by nearly ten percent, reaching 42.7 billion dollars. The global population of ultra-rich has grown even more - over ten percent, and their wealth by 11 percent.

The credit system was initially silent supporter of the reservoir basin in the hands of individuals or joint capital. Then it becomes a weapon in the fight competitors, to be transformed into a mechanism of centralization of capital. Finally, when you get closer to the point where no one can create a shield of insolvency, he turns into a headache for the government and - to trigger social unrest.

TRIP DEBT

DEBT trap in which our world was established through the step by step, according to President Ellen Brown Institute of Banking. The first set was the 1971st year, when the dollar is no longer associated with the gold surface. Currencies are no longer tied to gold were left to "float" in the money market, competing with each other, which made them vulnerable to speculation and manipulation. Next occurred the 1973rd , when the OPEC countries reached agreement on the sale of oil in dollars, the price of black gold has increased significantly. To 1974. The price of oil rose 400 percent from the 1971st year, a country that is not were forced to borrow dollars from U.S. banks.

Then, in 1981. U.S. Central Bank raised interest rates to 20 percent. The debt has doubled in less than four years, with much of the world steeped in debt. To 2001. debt of developing countries has quadrupled. When would be unable to repay debts, the IMF has jumped in with loans, with special measures, which included cuts in social spending, privatization of banks, opening markets to foreign investors, "floating" currencies. Today, these measures do not impose only developing countries but also the European Union and the United States.

Top of the Pyramid

Bank for International Settlements (BIS) in Basel by the 1930th was established by banks of Belgium, France, Germany, Italy, Japan, Britain and a group of banks from the U.S., currently has 55 members and the head of the global financial pyramid, according to Professor Carroll Kigli in his book "Tragedy and Hope". April 2009. Group G 20 most developed countries agreed to the regulations set by the board whose seat is in the BIS. Although this is only the BIS guidelines, countries that do not comply follows, credit rating downgrade, which is a very high price.

Towards a global crisis BIS urged member states to increase their capital by two percent. Japanese banks have now got into a recession, while the U.S. tried to avoid the "packaging" loans into securities sold to investors. Almost everyone could get a loan, and loans are significantly enlarge. When people are no longer able to repay them, banking activities are notified and stock market fell, raising the crisis.

It spilled over into Europe. EU's response was that the member countries no longer borrow from their banks or print money, but to lend to the private international European Central Bank or the IMF. Thus, the private banks gained greater international power.

Foray into deep space through 100 years

2011-08-28T04:33:00.000-07:00

The U.S. military is definitely forward-thinking. These days, preparations began to colonize planets outside our Solar System that is scheduled to begin, at best, for a hundred years.

Leaders of the U.S. armed forces have no doubt that the preparation of plans should begin immediately because the need for their completion of at least a century, the British tabloid transmitting "San". To "Star Trek" have poured in reality, they lack even one small thing - the drive motor that will enable spacecraft distance to the planets suitable for colonization travels in a hundred years. Currently the fastest spacecraft that people have sent into space, "Voyager", with a speed of 61,000 kilometers per hour, the journey would take 70,000 years trivial. American generals optimistically expect that in the next hundred years, researchers found a solution to this problem.
For the problem of limited space-century colonists, who, if human life is extended dramatically, it would not be able to experience the end of the journey, there are different ideas. Concrete solutions for the U.S. Agency for advanced research of defense systems (DARPA) has half a million dollars in prize money. Some of the possible solutions are the "freezing" of astronauts during the trip or send an embryo to be born when they are close to a new home.

Talks on a project called "The centennial staršip study" will last for the next 12 weeks during which they should bring the main conclusions and plans, but also to determine the destination of this trip. The first peak is some of the planet in the Alpha Centauri system.

Stephen Hawking about colonization

FAMOUS astrophysicist Stephen Hawking is one of the biggest advocates of space colonization. He recently published a blog in which he pointed out that the Earth will not be able to save the planet and it is necessary to seek a new one.

- It will be difficult to avoid catastrophe in the next hundred years, let alone the next millennium - Hawking said. - The human race should not keep all your eggs in one basket, or on one planet.

And the aliens ...

NASA's scientist - Domagal Sean Goldman in his study of the close encounter, as one possible scenario stated their intervention on the ground.

He claims that an alien intelligence that is concerned with harmony in the universe may not have too much understanding for people and their ability to destruction of the only planet on which they live. In order to prevent our expansion into other solar systems would be aliens, according to a study, to solve the problem by invading Earth.

Best Joey Tribbiani Quotes

2011-08-22T04:25:00.000-07:00

Joey Tribbiani is a character on the TV show "Friends" played by Matt LeBlanc. These are some of his best and most memorable quotes:

1) G. I. Joe! Cool! Can I play?

2) Pheebs! There you are! Okay, you broke my fridge; you owe me 400 bucks!

3) Oh mommie, oh daddy, I am a big old baddie! Oh mommie, oh daddy, I am a big old baddie! (He dances around the dinner table and exits)

4) Hey, can you close that window Chandler? My nipples can cut glass over here!

5) Dammit, I'm a doctor, I'm not God.

6) Ahhh, I didn't get the job.

7) Ahhh, I fold like a cheap hooker who got hit in the stomach by a fat guy with sores on his face. (the girls look at him, confused) Oh, I'm out.

8) Alright Ross, look. You're feeling a lot of pain right now. You're angry. You're hurting. Can I tell you what the answer is?

9) Anybody want a croan.

10) Because you waited too long to make your move, and now you're in the friend zone.

11) Easy there Captain Kirk.

12) Gettin' drunk and going to a strip club.

13) Haven't you ever read the same book over and over again?

14) He's back! The peeper's back!

15) Hey, but at least you got that cool, pregnant lady glow.

16) Hey, if Little Joey's dead, then I got no reason to live!

17) I can't believe it's Christmas already. Ya know, I mean, one day your eatin' turkey, the next thing ya know, your lords are a-leapin' and you geese are a-layin'.

18) I didn't tell him. I didn't know if you were telling people. This is back when I thought Kash was still people.

19) I don't know. Just uh, just tell 'em it was a mix-up with the invitations, or-No-no-no! Blame it on the post office. They hate the post office. And the Irish! But I don't think you can blame it on them, so… (He dials the phone and hands it to Monica.)

20) I don't know. Ooh, I bet it's Richard.

21) I dunno. Some fat guy's sleeping with the store manager. He's not even jolly, it's all political.

22) I'm an actor, y'know? As-as a group, we tend to be over dramatic.

23) I'm gonna take that book and beat you to death with it.

24) It just seems so futile, you know ? All these women, and nothing. I feel like Superman without my powers, you know? I have the cape, and yet I cannot fly.

25) It's like if you woke up one day and found out your dad was leading this double life. He's like actually some spy, working for the C.I.A. (Considers) That'd be cool.... This blows!

26) It's London, baby! All right, the hotel's here. (Points to the map.) Wait. No, we wanna go... No. I know. (Sets the map down.) I'm gonna have to go into the map. (So Joey literally steps into the map.)

27) It's not what you said. It's the way you said it….Oh My God, I'm a women!!!
28) Look, there's nothing I can do for him right now, he's still in his sweat pants, that's still Phase One. Y'know? I'll be back for Phase Two, I would never miss Phase Two.

29) Man, we gotta do something about that guy. This morning, I caught him looking into our apartment. It creeps me out! I feel like I can't do stuff!

30) Maybe this should be more of a quiet game.

31) Multi-colored robes! Ooh, and maybe a hat.

32) Nah, they said that when they found my body, my brain was so smashed in that the only doctor that could have saved me was me. Supposed to be some kind of irony or somethin.

33) No I'm not. Why would you say that? That's just mean.

34) No, I'm performing the ceremony. I'm not wearing a tux.

35) No, inside good, outside bad.

36) Oh hey, do you still have their final exams?

37) Oh man. Please tell me one of 'em is Ma.

38) Oh, 'cause you can just match the evaluation to the exam with the same handwriting and boom, there's your admirer.

39) Oh, well. Just ask her how long she's gonna live. Women live longer than men.

40) Oh, yeah. Go for it man, jump off the high dive, stare down the barrel of the gun, pee into the wind!

41) Or maybe, it's because you're hanging around here at 11:30 on a Wednesday.

42) Remember when you where a kid and your Mom would drop you off at the movies with a jar of jam and a little spoon?

43) Ross, let me ask you a question. She got the furniture, the stereo, the good TV- what did you get?

44) Ross, you're mayor of the zone.

45) Services? (Ross looks at him) Oh, services.

46) Set another place for Thanksgiving. My entire family thinks I have VD.

47) She didn't have a birthday while we were going out.

48) She's right y'know.

49) So, you just left? Her place was really that bad?

50) Some girl ate Monica.

51) Spock's birth control.

52) Strip joint!

53) That's not whipped! Whipped is wh-tcssh!

54) That's right! 'Cause I'm a Tribbiani! And this is what we do! I mean we may not be great thinkers or world leaders, we don't read a lot or run very fast, but dammit! We can eat!

55) The question should be Rach, what is not so great about The Shining. Okay?

56) Well off the top of my head uhh, maybe she's having her cake and eating it too. You being the cake and Richard being the too.

57) Well uh, I wanted to have a few beers, but uh, I got rid of those because Rachel couldn't stand the smell of them. But I have thrown back a lot of orange juice with calcium though. And uh, it's a couple weeks past it's expiration date, so it's got a bit of a kick.

58) Well, that was only 'cause I used the red one to unclog the drain.

59) Well, the tough thing is, she really wants to have sex with me.

60) Well, why do you call him Gandolf?

61) What are you talking about? Bitch.

62) What did they do?

63) What the hell does a paleontologist need a beeper for?

64) What's the big deal? You just say what you want to do to her. Or what you want her to do to you. Or what you think other people might be doing to each other. I'll tell you what. Just try something on me.

65) What? I…I just figured since you're pregnant you're not gonna be seeing people.

66) Which helps him get to Phase Three, picturing yourself with other women.

67) Whoa-whoa-whoa. What ah, what happened to playing the field?

68) Will you grow up? I'm not talking about sexy stuff, but, like, when I'm cooking naked.

69) Yeah, toast, oatmeal... nothing that spatters.

70) You are so the man! Now look, listen, listen, you got to be cool, 'cause my Grandma doesn't know about you two yet, and you do not want to tick her off. She was like the sixth person to spit on Mussolini's hanging body. Yeah.

71) You could drink the fat.

72) You partied with Hootie and the Blowfish?

73) You usually find them on the 'heaving beasts'.

74) OK. But next time you're in the shower, think of the first place you're washing, and the last place I washed.
Judy Geller: [incredulous] You don't know how that happened? Your dog thought my diaphragm was a chew toy.

75) Why do you have to break up with her? Be a man. Just stop calling.

76) Im not insensitive,
I just don't care.

77) OK, my weirdest place would have to be... the women's room on the second floor of the New York City Public Library.

78) [Joey speaking french] blah blu bla pla fle floof

79) [Joey talking about getting Emma]

uhhh who has to die for me to get her!

80) [Joey comes out from his room wearing ridiculous clothes. He has to look nineteen for an audition]
Joey: 'Sup? 'Sup, dude?
Chandler: [putting his hands up] Take whatever you want, just please don't hurt me.
Joey: So, you're playing a little Playstation, huh? That's whack. Playstation is whack. 'Sup with the whack Playstation, 'sup? Huh? Come on, am I nineteen or what?
Chandler: Yes, on a scale from one to ten, ten being the dumbest a person can look, you are definitely nineteen.

81) Joey: Hey, what if you found out that your mom wasn't actually your real mom, and your new mom turned out to be REALLY hot.

Chandler: But... it's your mom.

Joey: Nooo, not my mom, YOUR MOM.

82) Oh totally, I always picture your mom while Im having sex.

Women in Heritage - Policy

2011-08-16T01:12:00.000-07:00

More than 20 wives, daughters, sisters, world leaders took up political positions. In America, 38 and eight Congresswoman Senator since 1921. inherited by his wife.

TRADITIONAL wives from husbands, fathers, brothers inherit the estate, homes, money. Today, it seems, in a fashion that they are leaving and the legacy - political chair.

Recent history does not record that such a large number of women around the world took up positions to which paved the way their male relatives. According to research by the British weekly "The Economist", more than 20 women who are in kinship with the recent heads of state, prime ministers, parliamentarians ... are now themselves become politically powerful in their own countries.

To high functions have propelled it, more or less due to abilities, but "brand" names of famous family has successfully done its part - good connections and financial support. At one time the daughter of Winston Churchill British Prime Minister, Violet Bonham Carter, when she said that her father has talked like a child on state business, he replied: "I wish I could, so to speak with his father."

In the modern world, the type of benefits that were associated with Carter, for many women assimilated into high political positions. Last in the series is Jingluk Shinawatra, who earlier this month recorded a victory in elections in troubled Thailand. Her followers to question whether, if they like former Prime Minister Thaksin Shinawatra, to give his younger sister a chance, says enough about the roots of its success.

In the United States, known for their powerful family "dynasties", from Kennedy to Bush, the case of former President Bill Clinton and First Lady Hillary Clinton, who sat in senatorial chair, firing back at the White House but šefovskoj position to become state Secretary, the most notable example is the sound surnames women in high politics of America. The trend in the U.S., however, "foster" for decades. Since 1921. Senator least eight years and 38 members of the House of Representatives has inherited his wife in the U.S. Congress.

America in this regard is no exception. It is known that the meridians and the other widows or daughters inherited the position of the deceased politician. President of India's ruling Congress party Sonia Gandhi, widow of former Prime Minister Rajiv, the powerful Gandhi dynasty, which was an offshoot of the former Prime Minister Indira Gandhi. In Sri Lanka are not one but both parents of President Kumaratunga Čandrike (1994-2005) was the premiere.

Daughters suited male members of powerful political families sometimes prefer sons over daughters, which are not considered promising, either because of preference for a pleasant life or disability. Zulfikar Ali Bhutto Benazir was elected to lead the Pakistan People's Party, bypassing the son Murtaza, who was also a member of parliament. Thaksin Shinawatra of seven siblings, the youngest elected Jingluk - and met the expectations.

In Latin America, reinforces the trend of "transferring" the presidential office between spouses. The tradition, which was established in the recent history of Isabel, Juan Peron third wife, was continued in Argentina. Beautiful Cristina Fernandez's successor in the presidential "throne" of Argentina, now deceased, wife of Nestor Kirchner.

Daughters of fathers are especially powerful, and perhaps most striking, the chapter in this story. Ang San Suu Kyi is a decade-long struggle has become a global symbol of resistance to the authoritarian regime, but it drew strength from the family roots. Her father, Ang San, led the resistance movement of Myanmar.

The entire "series" daughters, grandchildren even, powerful father inherited the will to power - in nežnijoj variants. As Alessandra Mussolini in Italy showed "gentle" face of fascism who advocated her grandfather Benito, so Marie Le Pen in France "umivenija" version of his father, former ultra-right leader Jean-Marie Le Pen. On the other hand its zamljakinja Aubrey Martin, daughter of former European Commission President Jacques Delors. Both are potential presidential candidates in the next elections in France.

With Le Pen and Obrijevu on the world stage today, "circulated" a considerable number of daughters interested in the most powerful positions in their countries. Such ambition has a high-Gun Park, the daughter of former South Korean President Park Chung-daughter. I had them, and Keiko Fujimori, daughter of former Peruvian President Alberto Fudžimorija, but her luck in the elections this year was not loaded. To try his luck only intends Zhur Rios Mont, the daughter of former Guatemalan dictator Efrain and Dariga Nazarbayev they consider the possible successor to President Nursultan Nazarbayev.

These ladies have shared the big names that give them a starting advantage over those who have yet to create. The question remains how this kind of political dynasties and successors give necessary credibility.

World weary of humanity, Africa starves

2011-08-10T01:06:00.000-07:00

Famine in the Horn of Africa: millions of people at risk in Somalia, Ethiopia, Kenya, Djibouti, developed slowly gathering support. Western countries, shaken by the financial crisis, it is difficult to decide for new outlays.

A day after the World Food Program United Nations in Somalia's capital Mogadishu, sent the first plane with emergency aid starving population, opened fire from all weapons. Water is, literally, a battle for food. In the week in which the part of the world the most Eurocentric deal massacre in Norway that led to death 76 people in the Horn of Africa in the balance hung the lives of millions.

The masses have gushed into parts of Mogadishu controlled by the Somali government in order to obtain food. Al Shabab, Al-Qaeda linked with the extreme Islamist group that controls much of the country does not allow the United Nations to send aid there. If the authorities fail to expand their territory with weapons, food will be able to be shipped to more places than now. Otherwise, the weak interim government controls only parts of the capital Mogadishu, including the airport, harbor and the area around the presidential palace.

United Nations officials said that about 100,000 people fled Mogadishu in the settlements around the city during the past two months, in a desperate attempt to reach food and water. Somali Foreign Minister Mohammed Ibrahim warned the world to more than three and a half million people could die of starvation in his country. Somalia is the most seriously hit by the worst drought in 60 years, but they are endangered, and Ethiopia, Kenya and Djibouti. More than 10 million people are struggling, in the 21 century, against one of the Horsemen of the Apocalypse.

PEANUTS CREAM
CREAM-based peanut "plampi nat" is the first air shipment of food to Mogadishu. From the World Food Program UN claim that ten tons of this cream can meet the monthly needs of malnourished children 3500. This is, of course, just a drop in the ocean.

And now, the matrix of justifying the delay in the admission of new countries into the European Union - the so-called. enlargement fatigue in the West talk about "donation fatigue". Foreign governments were very slow when I needed to respond to humanitarian agencies seeking 600-800 million dollars in aid for people who are starving.
Many countries, such as the USA, currently have sufficient own financial problems, so the last thing they want - additional borrowing. "Donor fatigue" is now much easier to occur, assesses the U.S. conservative magazine "Christian Science Monitor," but during the famine in Ethiopia in the 1984th and 1985, when a million people died. The crisis has mobilized the whole world, and artists have performed in concerts to help raise money which is meant life.
"Today, too, such as the wars in Iraq and Afghanistan, as well as the severe recession, reduced public enthusiasm in the West to engage in yet another foreign crisis," writes the American newspaper. "The will for action based on compassion does not go much beyond one's borders."
So basically - are now more countries and nations on their own but in the not too distant time.
The citizens of the world, however, these years have witnessed natural disasters related to more victims, because the people - all over. The population of the Horn of Africa, for example, over the past decade has doubled.
The planet, meanwhile, became more complicated. Somalia was once ruled by a dictator Barre, which is still much better than Al Shabab militia, the formation of religious obscurantist who kill people for watching football, because, according to their interpretation is incompatible with Islam. Last year, the group was threatening aid workers, stealing food stocks or commodities taxed. And then there are the U.S., whose laws defending the delivery of humanitarian aid if it could be of material benefit to the militants.
As the hungry amplifiers, "soften" are fanatics, and the Americans. Al Shabab militia risks losing control of the people who run away from her territory. United States is trying to relax strict rules in the case of Somalia.

Smelly cat lyrics by Phoebe Buffay

2011-08-04T08:38:00.000-07:00

Smelly cat is one of the most popular TV song ever, below you will find complete lyrics for this song.

Three, four...

Smelly Cat, Smelly Cat,
What are they feeding you?
Smelly Cat, Smelly Cat
It's not your fault

They won't take you to the vet
You're obviously not their favorite pet
Smelly Cat, Smelly Cat,
It's not your fault

You may not be a bed of roses
You're not friend to those with noses
I'll miss you before we're done
Or the world will smell as one

Smelly Cat, Smelly Cat,
What are they feeding you?
Smelly Cat, Smelly Cat
It's not your fault

(Phoebe) Oh are we done?

One, two, what's that smell?

Smelly Cat, Smelly Cat,
What are they feeding you?
Smelly Cat, Smelly Cat
You're getting fat

I think that I'm gonna be sick
It's your ears, and nose and pick
Part of it, tempt me

One, two, what's that smell?

All the dogs in the neighborhood
Are saying this for your own good
What, you're fat, so you can't run
No fun, I bet, No fun

Smelly Cat, Smelly Cat,
Porno makes you eat like that
I saw you in the shopping mall

Smelly Cat, Smelly Cat,
It's not your fault,
Smelly Cat, Smelly Cat,
It's not your fault
Smelly Cat, Smelly Cat,
It's not your fault

We know what was in your food
They say it might affect your mood

You smell like something dead (3x)

One, two, what's that smell?

(Phoebe)Yeah, that's not the song

Dribbler of the missile

2011-07-21T03:34:00.000-07:00

What will the Russians respond to the announced U.S. missile shield in Eastern Europe. The U.S. refusal to deal with Russia for causing a new arms race.

How will Russia respond to America when she deliver their interceptor missiles in Poland and Romania, and with the new radars will monitor the Russian sky almost to the Urals, the question is posed by many after the visit of U.S. President Barack Obama Warsaw. Moscow made clear that despite the story of "resetting relations" in Washington, my plans on missile defense.

No Russian general, and even more serious politician, he does not believe in the American story as the PRO made to guard against Iranian missiles. Experts know that Iranian experts will not long be able to make the intercontinental missile, and the stories about "the danger which threatens from Tehran" throwing dust in his eyes.

President Dmitry Medvedev in the last three weeks, twice warned the West to consider: should anyone return to the Cold War. It is clear that the old Cold War can not be, because they are intertwined economic interests of Russia with Germany, France, Italy and other European countries. Something else happens, no less dangerous - a new arms race ...

The Russian response is not a secret. In addition to rapidly make a new defensive missile systems such as S-500, Kremlin decided to make a new intercontinental missiles, superior to those now on duty warheads.

Russia's Defense Ministry has ordered the institute and a factory that will create the most powerful rocket to replace the current "Duke", which in the Soviet era in the West because of the destructive power called "Satan." These are missiles that can carry ten nuclear heads. Today, the warheads on constant duty is 58 "Duke". They are the main Russian atomic guards.

"Duke" were made at the time of the USSR - at the factory in Ukraine - and can be launched even if their opponent's missile fell nearby. These monsters are found in groundwater wells. There is still no defense that would retain launched "Satan". It is estimated that the 2020th All "Satan" in retirement.

- The new rockets that will replace them should start to serial products by 2018. These are the fifth-generation missiles. Russia's Defense Ministry has entrusted the job to the State Missile Center "Mackay" in place of Mijas, in the field Čeljabinskoj - Viktor explains Jesin former Chief of Staff of Russian missile units.

Designers were tasked to a new "smart missiles" should easily pass the opponent's defense.

The former "rocket-wells", in which are kept "Duke" will be reconstructed. Otherwise, most of the "missile wells," neither the Russians nor the Americans can not hide.

Constructors Bureau "Mackay" is usually made rocket to launch from the sea, has extensive experience in the manufacture of rockets with liquid fuel. It has a factory for mass production in Krasnoyarsk. It is the "Mackay" made so far most accurate intercontinental missile, the Russian submarine - "Sineva".

Competitor for the work was scientific and production complex of the Reut, which makes heavy rockets to launch from Earth. "Makejevu" was supported by Defense Minister Anatoly Serdyukov.

ENOUGH 200 ROCKET

Military experts in Moscow were adamant that the country which has 200 missiles quite sure. If only a quarter of those missiles to reach the goal, the country will turn into hell. So there is no reason to chase America in the number of missiles. Wiser to make missiles for which there is no defense. Washington report that they have the warhead intercontinental missiles on duty 882, and the Russians "only" 521, in Moscow, no one worried.

In June, will begin testing sea ballistic missile "Bulava". For the first time "Bulava" will be launched from the submarine "Yuri Dolgoruky". Previous 14 launch from the submarine was "Dimitrije Donska". Testing missiles last long as half of the launch was unsuccessful.

Unlike the new "Satan" which will be operated with liquid fuel, "Bulava" is adapted submarines. They will be able to launch and during the voyage.

Each atomic warhead at the stage of decline requires objective and can change the amount and direction of flight to avoid the opponent's defense. Because there are already a rocket called "dribbler". "Bulava" is the range of 8,000 kilometers, weighs 36 tons. With nuclear missiles head 12.1 feet long.

Russian generals say the interceptors that they intend to put Americans in Poland and Rumania are not a danger to the existing Russian missiles. In the event of war, Russia and the U.S. Russian missiles would be flying over the Arctic, the shortest route to America. Range missiles, "Standard-SM3" that will be placed in Poland, about 600 kilometers, and they can only destroy missiles launched in the Kaliningrad area, and they are not there.

REPLACEMENT

The Russians have already begun mass production missiles "jars", the replacement for the much-vaunted "poplar". "Jars" is easily spread.

If Americans double the range of interceptor missiles, they will be able to destroy Russian missiles only in the Tver and Kaluga area.

- We are not concerned, "NATO", which two months is not able to break a relatively weak opponent, such as Libya - said Russian soldiers.

Military analysts say Russia is not in danger from Poland and Romania, but the missiles from U.S. submarines and ships.

The Kremlin says it will not make mistakes the Soviet Union, which has warehouses filled rockets, and shops were all empty. Russian political tandem repeats that Moscow's response to the U.S. to be asymmetric PRO - efficient but not too expensive.

The government has to change

2011-07-14T04:27:00.000-07:00

Spanish "a movement of angry 15-M spread to Europe, came to Rome, Paris and Berlin, and advertise to and from South America.

FEVER protest started on Sunday evening, 15 May, with Madrid's famous square Puerta del Sol (the sun gate), and that no one knows when it will end and where will it stop.

The movement was launched, almost spontaneously, when they are young and unemployed, and there are too many in Spain, called on civic associations, nongovernmental and student organizations, all but the political parties and trade unions, to the streets of Spanish cities organizing peaceful "protests of angry" to life and hopelessness that has brought about economic crisis and the inability of the authorities.

The mass was attended by "angry" people, which has been dubbed "bitter" and also "Desperado's" in most Spanish cities such as Barcelona, Valencia, Seville, Granada. The whole action, which is the first day of "received" in 58 Spanish cities, was named "The movement of angry 15-M", signifying the essence of its name and date of the first protests and gatherings. The world press, also spontaneously, called the protest "the Spanish revolution," and probably because the protests in a few days spread to many European cities.

Perhaps too much to call this peaceful protests, which are convened for a day, but in the long run, "the Spanish revolution." Rather, it was a Spanish flu that will shake people's months south of Europe, and perhaps its northern regions.

The wave has already arrived in Athens. In recent days tens of thousands of angry citizens of that country, also faces a cruel crisis, gathered outside the national parliament. They carried a banner on which was written in Spanish, "And we woke up." It was a message that the wave of the Puerta del Sol, where demonstrators are protesting and camping every day, and came hot to the Greek capital.

Message soon protests from Madrid and arrived to Rome, Paris and Berlin. And advertise the "angry" far from Mexico and Buenos Aires. In Barcelona "Desperados" flooded the squares, and saw a violent confrontation with police.

After two years of recession, the Spanish economy can not raise his head, the country is in debt up to their necks, unemployment has jumped from eight to 21 percent, and the power of all that there is no answer.

"The movement of angry", then, against the political power that is unable to solve anything. And against the party bipartite, which is reduced to one popular: Dismount Sancho, to ride thereon, Pancho.

This movement was their outrage expressed in the position that the protest action will not see any political parties or trade unions. A recent poll showed that 89 percent of Spaniards think that the political parties for nothing, to deal with them and that their corruption is "the blood".

Former Spanish Prime Minister Felipe Gonzalez, who has long since retired from political life, consider the "M-15 Movement" phenomenon that can not be underestimated. Maybe someone will think, he says, that this has dodirene point to what is happening in the Arab world. Perhaps, but the differences are large. Arabs are looking for: we want to vote, and the Spaniards say, not worth a vote. Disaffected young generation of Spaniards are asking the company for more than voting rights.

It is, however, the heterogeneous, spontaneous movement and undefined. But even so, it is clear the view that the western model of democracy, what is Spanish, there is no response to the current crisis, or, worse, he generates breaks with which the world faces today. That is why the "M-15" against the political class in power, against the vain and bipartite corruption. Angry young men seek to open up prospects for a job, housing, health care, education, justice.

Angry movement in Spain, and probably in Europe, writes the influential "Pais" in an editorial, expressing protest against the government that is unable to solve their life problems. States, such as it is, its parliamentary system, a political party and its political leaders, not only are unable to resolve anything, but arrogantly abused the power given to them.

What does CHANGE angry and desperate "Desperado's" in the Spanish and European marketplaces? Simply put, they want to change your life, and that means society as it is. And state government, inefficient and alienated.

Until then everything is clear. But what is the alternative, ask the commentators in Spain and abroad. We know what "angry movement" will not, and we know and what they want, but it is unclear where the solution, especially if one bears in mind that nobody in the movement are no match for a return to a failed utopia and painful, as it were, for example, it Marxist-Leninist.

True, and very scared right accuses Spain of protest participants that they were communists and socialists took under his wing.

- Nonsense! - Correspond to the "angry". - We are not fighting for votes, but the decision concerning our destiny.

And no solution, neither in Spain nor Greece, nor in Portugal. Not even mighty America can not be wriggle the enormous debts.

YOUTH WITHOUT THE FUTURE

MOVEMENT angry "15-M" was supported by about 480 different civic associations, nongovernmental organizations throughout Spain. Among them are the "Association of neighbors," "Do not vote for them", "Anonymous Society", "Facebook Generation", "Youth without a future."

Dollar riches does not write well

2011-07-07T07:26:00.000-07:00

Compromised the role of world currencies, "1", the foundations of American prosperity. United States - most indebted country in the world, which consumes and what does not earn
In the next ten years, "Monetary car", the U.S. dollar will be removed from the throne of the world, experts say. The dollar is bad writing. If anyone doubts it, let him say what the two men listened richest Americans Warren Buffett and Bill Gates, who showed that they understand the flow of money and endorsement riches. And they say that "sinking" of dollars to continue and that there is almost no cure.
Nasty message for Americans and the U.S. administration to the Nixon onwards, maintain well-being of their fellow citizens to print dollars and the accumulation of public debt. It is the American formula to live well by being consumed more than it has. The world's iron law of market economy, where there is no "free lunch", it should be impossible, but, well, it is possible when it comes to America. How? Well, that's what America has the strongest currency in the world, a currency that is required in the countries of the world which hold most of its foreign exchange reserves (65 percent). Using the "imperial" position of dollars, the Americans during the Nixon abolished the gold surface and its started to print it crazy, because the world was sought without gold backing.
Starting from the project of American neoconservatives, the U.S. and the dollar is destined to have a dominant position in the world, ruling elites and big and powerful countries, believed that they had found the magic formula that can live on someone else's expense. Cheap dollar is sought in the world, the accumulated public debt, and Americans have lived well and a good deal of the expense of others. Dependence of the world from the U.S. dollar and allowed the maintenance economy that formula, which is now apparently reached the limit, or the bottom. America is in debt up to their necks. It is the most indebted country in the world. Its public debt is a daunting and at this moment is 14,290,000,000,000 dollars, and that is to say more than 14 trillion dollars!
In other words, the U.S. state of every citizen to this point tasked with more than $ 47,000. I still borrow it. To serviced public debt, the state every day must be charged to a new four billion dollars. Experts, including the Nobel laureate Joseph Stiglitz, says that soon this formula with the accumulation of debt could get out of control and the dollar to overthrow the throne. Such trends can already be seen with the naked eye.
The World Bank has announced the other day forecast that the dollar over the next 10-15 years, ie. at least until 2025. year, could be removed from the throne in the monetary market. His rule will replace the sacrosanct "basket" of 4-5 major currencies such as dollar, euro, yen, yuan ... Chinese, Russian and Arab oil man stand such a request several years ago. Will America open the front defense dollars? Will, but does not know how, especially since it costs a lot. And Mr. Obama last week warned that the country unless something is done, may enter into a serious crisis. He even mentioned the possibility of "technical bankruptcy" when it comes to over-indebtedness. Dollar can be defended only on the inside. At the request of Congress, was transferred to the debt in due course reduced from 14 to 4 trillion dollars. And to end the enormous accumulation of debts. It is possible, but it is expensive and difficult.
Need the "cuts" from the inside. First, to slash budget spending, because there is an enormous deficit. How? So that would increase taxes, of course, particularly those who have most. And third, to drastically slash military spending that year are as high as $ 700 billion. Is that possible? Yes, but not likely. Expect it from Obama in an election year is pure illusion. To know and agents of the world monetary markets, and thus requires more gold and more expensive sales. Just in case.

Technologies that will change the world

2011-06-12T11:51:00.000-07:00

Professor Michio Kaku of theoretical physics is pointed to by 2030. expect some significant discoveries, such as contact lenses with Internet access. The free float will be a "spare parts" for humans

Professor of theoretical physics, City University of New York Michio Kaku said that the year 2030. expects several important scientific discoveries, including contact lenses with Internet access.

On a prototype of such a device to Professor Babak Parviz Univeriteta of Washington, which is for the London daily The Times explained that the device will be able to recognize faces or automatically translated from foreign languages.

It is expected that up to 2030. sold at the show "spare parts" for humans.

But now scientific advances make it possible to make cartilage, bone, skin, ears, nose, blood vessels, heart valves, bladder and trachea.

By then, the man may acquire and telepathy.

Paralyzed but now implanted in the brain mikrosheme, with which they learn the power of their thoughts to write emails, play video games and surf the Internet.

Engineers at Honda corporation "on this principle, create bots.

"There is likely to be scientists to 2070th able to revive the extinct animals,"said Professor Kaku, forecasting what will be the scientific achievement of the show by 2100. year.

By now deciphered the genome of Neanderthal man, and in scientific circles for the prospects of a revival of the human ancestor.

"I think it would be possible when we receive the tools for genetic manipulation. Such instruments would theoretically occur sooner or later.

The question is whether it is necessary to work, "said Robert Lanza of corporations" Advance technology cel.

To 2070th is expected and the emergence of technologies that will allow you to slow down the aging process, and by 2100. can be achieved imagination of scientists about the "matter that can be programmed, or a different format.

At the beginning of the 22nd century appears spaceship that could travel to the stars, scientists believe.

By then, the human civilization take victory over cancer, and is expected to "merge man and robots. "

"by 2100. will in our daily lives get reasonable robots, but we will not be separated from them, but before we ourselves become robots and partly be associated with robots, " predicts scientist Rodney Brooks Massachusetts Institute of Technology.

Until then come to the penetration of the space tourism, as a matter of creating a cosmic elevator.

Robin Scherbatsky

2011-06-02T01:27:00.000-07:00

I like Robin Scherbatsky because she’s not the typical character you often see on TV, especially not sitcoms (or at least, not on the sitcoms I watch). Female journalists are a dime a dozen in movies and TV, but not many of them were named after their fathers, raised as boys until puberty, became female pop stars as an overcompensation, own five dogs, and like guns to an almost obsessive degree. Robin’s interesting to me because she’s a mass of oddly complementary contradictions. She’s a Guy’s Girl who likes sports, guns, and beer, but she’s not one of those women who dislikes other women – she deeply values her female friendships, especially with Lily. She seems to want love and companionship with a man, but values her independence. She often doesn’t know how to “be a girlfriend” when she’s in relationships, an experience I think most women can relate to. She struggles between finding the balance between life and work, between her values and her desire to get ahead in the world, between Relationship!George and Independent!George. She doesn’t always get it right (and the show doesn’t always get it right, either), but she tries, and she learns, and she picks herself up every time, and I love it.

Now, I don’t have much in common with Robin. In fact, the character I relate to most is Ted Mosby (the “I” in the How I Met Your Mother, the hopeless romantic who loves telling stories as much as he loves showing off his knowledge of the finer things in life and correcting people’s grammar. But Robin amuses me and she’s pretty well-rounded, and she brings back fond memories of watching Bob and Doug McKenzie on The Great White North, eh?

Also, she’s Robin Sparkles. The day “Let’s Go to the Mall” becomes available at karaoke bars everywhere (other than the Hoser Hut) is the day I can die happy.

Robin Scherbatsky Quotes

I'm no VIP, I'm not even an IP, I'm just a lonely little P sitting out here in the gutter.

I'm a genetic goldmine! No family history of diabetes or heart disease, and everyone has non-porous teeth and perfect eyesight. I had one schizophrenic uncle, but even he had perfect vision... which was unfortunate for the people around the bell tower he was in.

What are these guys thinking? I am waaay past my "dating prisoners" phase. I mean, hello, I'm not 19 anymore.

Hey Don, it's Robin again. Look, I am sorry for all the calls. I saw you on the news, it made me crazy for a minute, I guess I wasn't as over our breakup as I thought. But I wanna say from the bottom of my heart, I am gonna kill you. ...No, I'm not. I mean, I'm happy for you. ...and that Asian slut on your Facebook page, she's dead too.

I'm going to fly to Chicago, kill you, put your stupid face on a deep dish pizza and eat it. And then maybe catch a Bears game. But mostly the killing and eating your face thing.

Fun fact. Each year my mom has Easter tea with her friend named Bunny. Okay not that fun.

My panties would hit the floor so hard they'd end up halfway to China.

Look, I hate most babies, but your baby; I'm going to love that kid so much. I'm going to pick it up and everything.

The stink eye walk by? oh hell no! I hope this drink isn't teething because it's about the get nursed.

The point is you can't trust graduation goggles. They are just as misleading as beer goggles, bridesmaid goggles and that's just a bulky outdated cell phone in his front pocket goggles.

OK, if you were new in town and just ingested an eighth of a sandwich where would you go?

Rich and lonely

2011-05-26T05:58:00.000-07:00

Inthe new Forbes list of richestpeople more than 100 world billionaires are without the "second half". The founders of social networks withmillions of followers - unmarried

In its 25thyear Forbes listof richest people in the world,recorded a few records - most of the 1210 world's billionaires with a combined wealthof 4.500 billion anda few curiosities, of which one of themost intriguing that among theultra-wealthy more than 100 - free.At least 197 billionaireson the list at least one divorce. TheUnited States has the mostbillionaires singles.

Halfof theten youngest world's billionaires, thanks to the wealth reaped theinitiation of social networks. Interestingly, however, that despite millions offollowers around the globe,none of them has notuttered "that fateful".

Founder of Facebook Mark Zuckerberg (26)for three yearsmore than tentimes his fortune - one and a half to13.5 billion dollars.The official with the title of youngest billionaire,from Zuckerberg justeight days younger,his former roommateat Harvard, thanks to the "Facebook"has earned $ 2.7 billion. Co-founder of socialnetworking Sean Parker (30) and Eduardo Severin(28), former presidentof Facebook ", each with $ 1.6 billion to complete the quartetfacebook dream thatmany users of the global network. As the fifth "freelance" would be able to add and Peter That, first outside investorin Facebook."

In a similar situation is their Japanesecounterpart, the founder of social networking "Care", Josikacua Tanaka (34),with $ 2.2 billion, but still no "better half".

German Prince Albertvon Turn undTaxis (27) is18 years old entered the prestigious listdue to a family inheritance.An additional attraction of his wealth of twobillion dollars givenfamily castle wherehe lives, having graduated fromhigh school in Rome, and then economics and theologyin Scotland.Additional fame hadbrought a passion for auto racing in theGerman league. His30,000 hectares of forests are considered oneof the largest forestholdings in Europe.

Over the ocean, too rich heir Scott Duncan (28),after the death of his father Dan wonthe "oversight" on more than 50,000kilometers of pipeline ... For the time being andno wife andno successor. FromAsia, Richard Li, the youngest son of thewealthiest people of Hong Kong, Lee Kašinga, also a verygood businessman, still searching for the chosen ones.

Of the ten richest under 35, only two are married. Marriedand the youngest woman billionaire, China's YangHjujan (29), Queenproperty, which israrely seen in public, and thefamily has formeda rich Lebanese successor, one offive children ofthe late Prime Minister RafikHariri, Hariri Ajmin(32). His youngerbrother, Fad Hariri(30) is still free,living with hismother and sister in Paris.

Among the physical is the most Briton DavidRoss, a widower withone child, which is more than a billiondollars took ajob in mobile telephony. Is distinguished and exceptional love for opera, whichnot only happy to listen but also runningin - his owngarden.

Over90

Incontrast to the youngest, from12 billionaires over90 years, most aremarried, including the oldest,softveraša from SwitzerlandWalter Hafner (100),who enjoys family,its 100 horsesand four billiondollars. Among themost prominent name widowedAmerican David Rockefeller(95), grandson of legendary oil baronJohn D. Rockefeller. Father of six children, agedin his late donations dedicated to the ideaof human purposesand collecting -bug. It has theworld's largest collection of asmany as 160,000 copies. The oldest billionaire En Cejmers Cox (91)was divorced, withthree children, buthas his hands full with its 17 newspapers, 15 TVand 86 radiostations.

Beautiful people are smarter

2011-05-19T06:00:00.000-07:00

Despitethe stereotypes,some surveys show that beauty and intelligence go together. In tests, attractive peoplemore successful than competitors ugly.

Mis can berelieved. No longer have todeclarations of peacein the world andthe achievements of NikolaTesla prove howsmart because theconfirmation came from the scientific community. A recent survey ofexperts from the London School of Economics showed that the beautiful people- smarter.

Discovery by British scientists, they probably are most happy toblondes. Now it will be enough to deftlymakeup and mountthe "so that - makewiser. A book and some colleges are dealingwith those who when they shared the beauty of waitingin another line. Maybejust one of- mind.

All kidding aside, his theory of theBritish and empirically verified - good lookingpeople on intelligence tests had, on average, 14points more thanugly competitors. Researchers have comeup with good "excuse" for this theory. Apparently,the people that honorthe nature of good appearance, attract partnerswho are handsomeand smart, so childrenborn in such relationshipsinherit both. Andso, as in a folk song - likefather like son - are passed from generation to generation.

Physicalattractiveness is positively related tointelligence in general, nor the beauty norwit had nothing to do with social origin,physical constitution and health status -says Satoshi Kanazawa,who participated inthe survey. - Itwas noted also that the connection between beauty and intelligence are more pronounced in men than in women.

The study was basedon data from the National Child Development Study,which monitored 17,419people who wereborn during one weekin May 1958thin the UK. Thesubjects were in childhoodand adolescence solvea series of tests that followed their progressin school, intelligence, and changes in physicalappearance. The second part of the data collectedwithin the National Health study ofadolescents, which was attended by 35,000 youngAmericans.

Theyforgot, however, scientists mentionedthat based on whatcriteria they determined who was nice, and who is not.

Psychologist said the findings weresimilar before, butin science relationshipbetween beauty and brains is not reliablydetermined.

Dependingon theculture and socialcontext to is notexclude. - Someamount of correlation between these two andother variables showsthe connection and in the samedirection, but not as such a cause-effect relationship. Let us remember theold anecdote aboutBernard Shaw, whena lady found thatthe children fromtheir marriage couldbe ideal -it smart andbeautiful on her. The famous writer anda cynic replied thatit would not be bad,but he is afraidof what would be the other way around, thatthey turn out smartit a "beautiful"onit ... Thefindings are interesting andshould be taken into account bycomplementing them with other factsthat favor not onlya kind of naturalbut also social selectionand linkage. Intelligence, however, is not aunique concept and the phenomenon is not alwaysmanifested in everyday situations, as somepeople retired andeffective only inthe business.

Interpretation of British scientists could besure, and thenreversed to saythat smart people- beautiful. Afterall, they say that beauty comes from within.

Culturaland educated

Foryears, Sharon Stone appliedfor the most popular member of the imaginary club of beautiful andsmart. By his ownadmission, after anirresistible face and perfect figure hidingin IQ of up to148th Recently, however,admitted that, popularlyspeaking - lying.For this was in a"Oscar winner" NataliePortman. She graduated in psychology and speaksfluent Hebrew, French and Japanese. Famous SindiCrawford, true, didnot finish college, but isvery ambitious enrolledin the study of technology.They say a safe and graduated, but decidedon a career model. Hollywood's old-school beautyHedy Lamarr is also known for a patent in the field of communication (it isshared, though, with her husband) which are partly based wirelessphones and theInternet.