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Sunday, August 28, 2011

Foray into deep space through 100 years

The U.S. military is definitely forward-thinking. These days, preparations began to colonize planets outside our Solar System that is scheduled to begin, at best, for a hundred years.

Leaders of the U.S. armed forces have no doubt that the preparation of plans should begin immediately because the need for their completion of at least a century, the British tabloid transmitting "San". To "Star Trek" have poured in reality, they lack even one small thing - the drive motor that will enable spacecraft distance to the planets suitable for colonization travels in a hundred years. Currently the fastest spacecraft that people have sent into space, "Voyager", with a speed of 61,000 kilometers per hour, the journey would take 70,000 years trivial. American generals optimistically expect that in the next hundred years, researchers found a solution to this problem.
For the problem of limited space-century colonists, who, if human life is extended dramatically, it would not be able to experience the end of the journey, there are different ideas. Concrete solutions for the U.S. Agency for advanced research of defense systems (DARPA) has half a million dollars in prize money. Some of the possible solutions are the "freezing" of astronauts during the trip or send an embryo to be born when they are close to a new home.

Talks on a project called "The centennial staršip study" will last for the next 12 weeks during which they should bring the main conclusions and plans, but also to determine the destination of this trip. The first peak is some of the planet in the Alpha Centauri system.

Stephen Hawking about colonization

FAMOUS astrophysicist Stephen Hawking is one of the biggest advocates of space colonization. He recently published a blog in which he pointed out that the Earth will not be able to save the planet and it is necessary to seek a new one.

- It will be difficult to avoid catastrophe in the next hundred years, let alone the next millennium - Hawking said. - The human race should not keep all your eggs in one basket, or on one planet.

And the aliens ...

NASA's scientist - Domagal Sean Goldman in his study of the close encounter, as one possible scenario stated their intervention on the ground.

He claims that an alien intelligence that is concerned with harmony in the universe may not have too much understanding for people and their ability to destruction of the only planet on which they live. In order to prevent our expansion into other solar systems would be aliens, according to a study, to solve the problem by invading Earth.

Monday, August 22, 2011

Best Joey Tribbiani Quotes

Joey Tribbiani is a character on the TV show "Friends" played by Matt LeBlanc. These are some of his best and most memorable quotes:

1) G. I. Joe! Cool! Can I play?

2) Pheebs! There you are! Okay, you broke my fridge; you owe me 400 bucks!

3) Oh mommie, oh daddy, I am a big old baddie! Oh mommie, oh daddy, I am a big old baddie! (He dances around the dinner table and exits)

4) Hey, can you close that window Chandler? My nipples can cut glass over here!

5) Dammit, I'm a doctor, I'm not God.

6) Ahhh, I didn't get the job.

7) Ahhh, I fold like a cheap hooker who got hit in the stomach by a fat guy with sores on his face. (the girls look at him, confused) Oh, I'm out.

8) Alright Ross, look. You're feeling a lot of pain right now. You're angry. You're hurting. Can I tell you what the answer is?

9) Anybody want a croan.

10) Because you waited too long to make your move, and now you're in the friend zone.

11) Easy there Captain Kirk.

12) Gettin' drunk and going to a strip club.

13) Haven't you ever read the same book over and over again?

14) He's back! The peeper's back!

15) Hey, but at least you got that cool, pregnant lady glow.

16) Hey, if Little Joey's dead, then I got no reason to live!

17) I can't believe it's Christmas already. Ya know, I mean, one day your eatin' turkey, the next thing ya know, your lords are a-leapin' and you geese are a-layin'.

18) I didn't tell him. I didn't know if you were telling people. This is back when I thought Kash was still people.

19) I don't know. Just uh, just tell 'em it was a mix-up with the invitations, or-No-no-no! Blame it on the post office. They hate the post office. And the Irish! But I don't think you can blame it on them, so… (He dials the phone and hands it to Monica.)

20) I don't know. Ooh, I bet it's Richard.

21) I dunno. Some fat guy's sleeping with the store manager. He's not even jolly, it's all political.

22) I'm an actor, y'know? As-as a group, we tend to be over dramatic.

23) I'm gonna take that book and beat you to death with it.

24) It just seems so futile, you know ? All these women, and nothing. I feel like Superman without my powers, you know? I have the cape, and yet I cannot fly.

25) It's like if you woke up one day and found out your dad was leading this double life. He's like actually some spy, working for the C.I.A. (Considers) That'd be cool.... This blows!

26) It's London, baby! All right, the hotel's here. (Points to the map.) Wait. No, we wanna go... No. I know. (Sets the map down.) I'm gonna have to go into the map. (So Joey literally steps into the map.)

 27) It's not what you said. It's the way you said it….Oh My God, I'm a women!!!
 28) Look, there's nothing I can do for him right now, he's still in his sweat pants, that's still Phase One. Y'know? I'll be back for Phase Two, I would never miss Phase Two.

29) Man, we gotta do something about that guy. This morning, I caught him looking into our apartment. It creeps me out! I feel like I can't do stuff!

30) Maybe this should be more of a quiet game.

31) Multi-colored robes! Ooh, and maybe a hat.

32) Nah, they said that when they found my body, my brain was so smashed in that the only doctor that could have saved me was me. Supposed to be some kind of irony or somethin.

33) No I'm not. Why would you say that? That's just mean.

34) No, I'm performing the ceremony. I'm not wearing a tux.

35) No, inside good, outside bad.

36) Oh hey, do you still have their final exams?

37) Oh man. Please tell me one of 'em is Ma.

38) Oh, 'cause you can just match the evaluation to the exam with the same handwriting and boom, there's your admirer.

39) Oh, well. Just ask her how long she's gonna live. Women live longer than men.

40) Oh, yeah. Go for it man, jump off the high dive, stare down the barrel of the gun, pee into the wind!

41) Or maybe, it's because you're hanging around here at 11:30 on a Wednesday.

42) Remember when you where a kid and your Mom would drop you off at the movies with a jar of jam and a little spoon?

43) Ross, let me ask you a question. She got the furniture, the stereo, the good TV- what did you get?

44) Ross, you're mayor of the zone.

45) Services? (Ross looks at him) Oh, services.

46) Set another place for Thanksgiving. My entire family thinks I have VD.

47) She didn't have a birthday while we were going out.

48) She's right y'know.

49) So, you just left? Her place was really that bad?

50) Some girl ate Monica.

51) Spock's birth control.

52) Strip joint!

53) That's not whipped! Whipped is wh-tcssh!

54) That's right! 'Cause I'm a Tribbiani! And this is what we do! I mean we may not be great thinkers or world leaders, we don't read a lot or run very fast, but dammit! We can eat!

55) The question should be Rach, what is not so great about The Shining. Okay?

56) Well off the top of my head uhh, maybe she's having her cake and eating it too. You being the cake and Richard being the too.

57) Well uh, I wanted to have a few beers, but uh, I got rid of those because Rachel couldn't stand the smell of them. But I have thrown back a lot of orange juice with calcium though. And uh, it's a couple weeks past it's expiration date, so it's got a bit of a kick.

58) Well, that was only 'cause I used the red one to unclog the drain.

59) Well, the tough thing is, she really wants to have sex with me.

60) Well, why do you call him Gandolf?

61) What are you talking about? Bitch.

62) What did they do?

63) What the hell does a paleontologist need a beeper for?

64) What's the big deal? You just say what you want to do to her. Or what you want her to do to you. Or what you think other people might be doing to each other. I'll tell you what. Just try something on me.

65) What? I…I just figured since you're pregnant you're not gonna be seeing people.

66) Which helps him get to Phase Three, picturing yourself with other women.

67) Whoa-whoa-whoa. What ah, what happened to playing the field?

68) Will you grow up? I'm not talking about sexy stuff, but, like, when I'm cooking naked.

69) Yeah, toast, oatmeal... nothing that spatters.

70) You are so the man! Now look, listen, listen, you got to be cool, 'cause my Grandma doesn't know about you two yet, and you do not want to tick her off. She was like the sixth person to spit on Mussolini's hanging body. Yeah.

71) You could drink the fat.

72) You partied with Hootie and the Blowfish?

73) You usually find them on the 'heaving beasts'.

74) OK. But next time you're in the shower, think of the first place you're washing, and the last place I washed.
Judy Geller: [incredulous] You don't know how that happened? Your dog thought my diaphragm was a chew toy.

75) Why do you have to break up with her? Be a man. Just stop calling.

76) Im not insensitive,
I just don't care.

77) OK, my weirdest place would have to be... the women's room on the second floor of the New York City Public Library.

78) [Joey speaking french] blah blu bla pla fle floof

79) [Joey talking about getting Emma]

uhhh who has to die for me to get her!

80) [Joey comes out from his room wearing ridiculous clothes. He has to look nineteen for an audition]
Joey: 'Sup? 'Sup, dude?
Chandler: [putting his hands up] Take whatever you want, just please don't hurt me.
Joey: So, you're playing a little Playstation, huh? That's whack. Playstation is whack. 'Sup with the whack Playstation, 'sup? Huh? Come on, am I nineteen or what?
Chandler: Yes, on a scale from one to ten, ten being the dumbest a person can look, you are definitely nineteen.

81) Joey: Hey, what if you found out that your mom wasn't actually your real mom, and your new mom turned out to be REALLY hot.

Chandler: But... it's your mom.

Joey: Nooo, not my mom, YOUR MOM.

82) Oh totally, I always picture your mom while Im having sex.

Tuesday, August 16, 2011

Women in Heritage - Policy

More than 20 wives, daughters, sisters, world leaders took up political positions. In America, 38 and eight Congresswoman Senator since 1921. inherited by his wife.

TRADITIONAL wives from husbands, fathers, brothers inherit the estate, homes, money. Today, it seems, in a fashion that they are leaving and the legacy - political chair.

Recent history does not record that such a large number of women around the world took up positions to which paved the way their male relatives. According to research by the British weekly "The Economist", more than 20 women who are in kinship with the recent heads of state, prime ministers, parliamentarians ... are now themselves become politically powerful in their own countries.

To high functions have propelled it, more or less due to abilities, but "brand" names of famous family has successfully done its part - good connections and financial support. At one time the daughter of Winston Churchill British Prime Minister, Violet Bonham Carter, when she said that her father has talked like a child on state business, he replied: "I wish I could, so to speak with his father."

In the modern world, the type of benefits that were associated with Carter, for many women assimilated into high political positions. Last in the series is Jingluk Shinawatra, who earlier this month recorded a victory in elections in troubled Thailand. Her followers to question whether, if they like former Prime Minister Thaksin Shinawatra, to give his younger sister a chance, says enough about the roots of its success.

In the United States, known for their powerful family "dynasties", from Kennedy to Bush, the case of former President Bill Clinton and First Lady Hillary Clinton, who sat in senatorial chair, firing back at the White House but šefovskoj position to become state Secretary, the most notable example is the sound surnames women in high politics of America. The trend in the U.S., however, "foster" for decades. Since 1921. Senator least eight years and 38 members of the House of Representatives has inherited his wife in the U.S. Congress.

America in this regard is no exception. It is known that the meridians and the other widows or daughters inherited the position of the deceased politician. President of India's ruling Congress party Sonia Gandhi, widow of former Prime Minister Rajiv, the powerful Gandhi dynasty, which was an offshoot of the former Prime Minister Indira Gandhi. In Sri Lanka are not one but both parents of President Kumaratunga Čandrike (1994-2005) was the premiere.

Daughters suited male members of powerful political families sometimes prefer sons over daughters, which are not considered promising, either because of preference for a pleasant life or disability. Zulfikar Ali Bhutto Benazir was elected to lead the Pakistan People's Party, bypassing the son Murtaza, who was also a member of parliament. Thaksin Shinawatra of seven siblings, the youngest elected Jingluk - and met the expectations.

In Latin America, reinforces the trend of "transferring" the presidential office between spouses. The tradition, which was established in the recent history of Isabel, Juan Peron third wife, was continued in Argentina. Beautiful Cristina Fernandez's successor in the presidential "throne" of Argentina, now deceased, wife of Nestor Kirchner.

Daughters of fathers are especially powerful, and perhaps most striking, the chapter in this story. Ang San Suu Kyi is a decade-long struggle has become a global symbol of resistance to the authoritarian regime, but it drew strength from the family roots. Her father, Ang San, led the resistance movement of Myanmar.

The entire "series" daughters, grandchildren even, powerful father inherited the will to power - in nežnijoj variants. As Alessandra Mussolini in Italy showed "gentle" face of fascism who advocated her grandfather Benito, so Marie Le Pen in France "umivenija" version of his father, former ultra-right leader Jean-Marie Le Pen. On the other hand its zamljakinja Aubrey Martin, daughter of former European Commission President Jacques Delors. Both are potential presidential candidates in the next elections in France.

With Le Pen and Obrijevu on the world stage today, "circulated" a considerable number of daughters interested in the most powerful positions in their countries. Such ambition has a high-Gun Park, the daughter of former South Korean President Park Chung-daughter. I had them, and Keiko Fujimori, daughter of former Peruvian President Alberto Fudžimorija, but her luck in the elections this year was not loaded. To try his luck only intends Zhur Rios Mont, the daughter of former Guatemalan dictator Efrain and Dariga Nazarbayev they consider the possible successor to President Nursultan Nazarbayev.

These ladies have shared the big names that give them a starting advantage over those who have yet to create. The question remains how this kind of political dynasties and successors give necessary credibility.

Wednesday, August 10, 2011

World weary of humanity, Africa starves

Famine in the Horn of Africa: millions of people at risk in Somalia, Ethiopia, Kenya, Djibouti, developed slowly gathering support. Western countries, shaken by the financial crisis, it is difficult to decide for new outlays.

A day after the World Food Program United Nations in Somalia's capital Mogadishu, sent the first plane with emergency aid starving population, opened fire from all weapons. Water is, literally, a battle for food. In the week in which the part of the world the most Eurocentric deal massacre in Norway that led to death 76 people in the Horn of Africa in the balance hung the lives of millions.

The masses have gushed into parts of Mogadishu controlled by the Somali government in order to obtain food. Al Shabab, Al-Qaeda linked with the extreme Islamist group that controls much of the country does not allow the United Nations to send aid there. If the authorities fail to expand their territory with weapons, food will be able to be shipped to more places than now. Otherwise, the weak interim government controls only parts of the capital Mogadishu, including the airport, harbor and the area around the presidential palace.

United Nations officials said that about 100,000 people fled Mogadishu in the settlements around the city during the past two months, in a desperate attempt to reach food and water. Somali Foreign Minister Mohammed Ibrahim warned the world to more than three and a half million people could die of starvation in his country. Somalia is the most seriously hit by the worst drought in 60 years, but they are endangered, and Ethiopia, Kenya and Djibouti. More than 10 million people are struggling, in the 21 century, against one of the Horsemen of the Apocalypse.

CREAM-based peanut "plampi nat" is the first air shipment of food to Mogadishu. From the World Food Program UN claim that ten tons of this cream can meet the monthly needs of malnourished children 3500. This is, of course, just a drop in the ocean.

And now, the matrix of justifying the delay in the admission of new countries into the European Union - the so-called. enlargement fatigue in the West talk about "donation fatigue". Foreign governments were very slow when I needed to respond to humanitarian agencies seeking 600-800 million dollars in aid for people who are starving.
Many countries, such as the USA, currently have sufficient own financial problems, so the last thing they want - additional borrowing. "Donor fatigue" is now much easier to occur, assesses the U.S. conservative magazine "Christian Science Monitor," but during the famine in Ethiopia in the 1984th and 1985, when a million people died. The crisis has mobilized the whole world, and artists have performed in concerts to help raise money which is meant life.
"Today, too, such as the wars in Iraq and Afghanistan, as well as the severe recession, reduced public enthusiasm in the West to engage in yet another foreign crisis," writes the American newspaper. "The will for action based on compassion does not go much beyond one's borders."
So basically - are now more countries and nations on their own but in the not too distant time.
The citizens of the world, however, these years have witnessed natural disasters related to more victims, because the people - all over. The population of the Horn of Africa, for example, over the past decade has doubled.
The planet, meanwhile, became more complicated. Somalia was once ruled by a dictator Barre, which is still much better than Al Shabab militia, the formation of religious obscurantist who kill people for watching football, because, according to their interpretation is incompatible with Islam. Last year, the group was threatening aid workers, stealing food stocks or commodities taxed. And then there are the U.S., whose laws defending the delivery of humanitarian aid if it could be of material benefit to the militants.
As the hungry amplifiers, "soften" are fanatics, and the Americans. Al Shabab militia risks losing control of the people who run away from her territory. United States is trying to relax strict rules in the case of Somalia.

Thursday, August 4, 2011

Smelly cat lyrics by Phoebe Buffay

Smelly cat is one of the most popular TV song ever, below you will find complete lyrics for this song.

Three, four...

Smelly Cat, Smelly Cat,
What are they feeding you?
Smelly Cat, Smelly Cat
It's not your fault

They won't take you to the vet
You're obviously not their favorite pet
Smelly Cat, Smelly Cat,
It's not your fault

You may not be a bed of roses
You're not friend to those with noses
I'll miss you before we're done
Or the world will smell as one

Smelly Cat, Smelly Cat,
What are they feeding you?
Smelly Cat, Smelly Cat
It's not your fault

(Phoebe) Oh are we done?

One, two, what's that smell?

Smelly Cat, Smelly Cat,
What are they feeding you?
Smelly Cat, Smelly Cat
You're getting fat

I think that I'm gonna be sick
It's your ears, and nose and pick
Part of it, tempt me

One, two, what's that smell?

All the dogs in the neighborhood
Are saying this for your own good
What, you're fat, so you can't run
No fun, I bet, No fun

Smelly Cat, Smelly Cat,
Porno makes you eat like that
I saw you in the shopping mall

Smelly Cat, Smelly Cat,
It's not your fault,
Smelly Cat, Smelly Cat,
It's not your fault
Smelly Cat, Smelly Cat,
It's not your fault

We know what was in your food
They say it might affect your mood

You smell like something dead (3x)

One, two, what's that smell?

(Phoebe)Yeah, that's not the song

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