What will the Russians respond to the announced U.S. missile shield in Eastern Europe. The U.S. refusal to deal with Russia for causing a new arms race.
How will Russia respond to America when she deliver their interceptor missiles in Poland and Romania, and with the new radars will monitor the Russian sky almost to the Urals, the question is posed by many after the visit of U.S. President Barack Obama Warsaw. Moscow made clear that despite the story of "resetting relations" in Washington, my plans on missile defense.
No Russian general, and even more serious politician, he does not believe in the American story as the PRO made to guard against Iranian missiles. Experts know that Iranian experts will not long be able to make the intercontinental missile, and the stories about "the danger which threatens from Tehran" throwing dust in his eyes.
President Dmitry Medvedev in the last three weeks, twice warned the West to consider: should anyone return to the Cold War. It is clear that the old Cold War can not be, because they are intertwined economic interests of Russia with Germany, France, Italy and other European countries. Something else happens, no less dangerous - a new arms race ...
The Russian response is not a secret. In addition to rapidly make a new defensive missile systems such as S-500, Kremlin decided to make a new intercontinental missiles, superior to those now on duty warheads.
Russia's Defense Ministry has ordered the institute and a factory that will create the most powerful rocket to replace the current "Duke", which in the Soviet era in the West because of the destructive power called "Satan." These are missiles that can carry ten nuclear heads. Today, the warheads on constant duty is 58 "Duke". They are the main Russian atomic guards.
"Duke" were made at the time of the USSR - at the factory in Ukraine - and can be launched even if their opponent's missile fell nearby. These monsters are found in groundwater wells. There is still no defense that would retain launched "Satan". It is estimated that the 2020th All "Satan" in retirement.
- The new rockets that will replace them should start to serial products by 2018. These are the fifth-generation missiles. Russia's Defense Ministry has entrusted the job to the State Missile Center "Mackay" in place of Mijas, in the field Čeljabinskoj - Viktor explains Jesin former Chief of Staff of Russian missile units.
Designers were tasked to a new "smart missiles" should easily pass the opponent's defense.
The former "rocket-wells", in which are kept "Duke" will be reconstructed. Otherwise, most of the "missile wells," neither the Russians nor the Americans can not hide.
Constructors Bureau "Mackay" is usually made rocket to launch from the sea, has extensive experience in the manufacture of rockets with liquid fuel. It has a factory for mass production in Krasnoyarsk. It is the "Mackay" made so far most accurate intercontinental missile, the Russian submarine - "Sineva".
Competitor for the work was scientific and production complex of the Reut, which makes heavy rockets to launch from Earth. "Makejevu" was supported by Defense Minister Anatoly Serdyukov.
ENOUGH 200 ROCKET
Military experts in Moscow were adamant that the country which has 200 missiles quite sure. If only a quarter of those missiles to reach the goal, the country will turn into hell. So there is no reason to chase America in the number of missiles. Wiser to make missiles for which there is no defense. Washington report that they have the warhead intercontinental missiles on duty 882, and the Russians "only" 521, in Moscow, no one worried.
In June, will begin testing sea ballistic missile "Bulava". For the first time "Bulava" will be launched from the submarine "Yuri Dolgoruky". Previous 14 launch from the submarine was "Dimitrije Donska". Testing missiles last long as half of the launch was unsuccessful.
Unlike the new "Satan" which will be operated with liquid fuel, "Bulava" is adapted submarines. They will be able to launch and during the voyage.
Each atomic warhead at the stage of decline requires objective and can change the amount and direction of flight to avoid the opponent's defense. Because there are already a rocket called "dribbler". "Bulava" is the range of 8,000 kilometers, weighs 36 tons. With nuclear missiles head 12.1 feet long.
Russian generals say the interceptors that they intend to put Americans in Poland and Rumania are not a danger to the existing Russian missiles. In the event of war, Russia and the U.S. Russian missiles would be flying over the Arctic, the shortest route to America. Range missiles, "Standard-SM3" that will be placed in Poland, about 600 kilometers, and they can only destroy missiles launched in the Kaliningrad area, and they are not there.
REPLACEMENT
The Russians have already begun mass production missiles "jars", the replacement for the much-vaunted "poplar". "Jars" is easily spread.
If Americans double the range of interceptor missiles, they will be able to destroy Russian missiles only in the Tver and Kaluga area.
- We are not concerned, "NATO", which two months is not able to break a relatively weak opponent, such as Libya - said Russian soldiers.
Military analysts say Russia is not in danger from Poland and Romania, but the missiles from U.S. submarines and ships.
The Kremlin says it will not make mistakes the Soviet Union, which has warehouses filled rockets, and shops were all empty. Russian political tandem repeats that Moscow's response to the U.S. to be asymmetric PRO - efficient but not too expensive.
Thursday, July 21, 2011
Thursday, July 14, 2011
The government has to change
Spanish "a movement of angry 15-M spread to Europe, came to Rome, Paris and Berlin, and advertise to and from South America.
FEVER protest started on Sunday evening, 15 May, with Madrid's famous square Puerta del Sol (the sun gate), and that no one knows when it will end and where will it stop.
The movement was launched, almost spontaneously, when they are young and unemployed, and there are too many in Spain, called on civic associations, nongovernmental and student organizations, all but the political parties and trade unions, to the streets of Spanish cities organizing peaceful "protests of angry" to life and hopelessness that has brought about economic crisis and the inability of the authorities.
The mass was attended by "angry" people, which has been dubbed "bitter" and also "Desperado's" in most Spanish cities such as Barcelona, Valencia, Seville, Granada. The whole action, which is the first day of "received" in 58 Spanish cities, was named "The movement of angry 15-M", signifying the essence of its name and date of the first protests and gatherings. The world press, also spontaneously, called the protest "the Spanish revolution," and probably because the protests in a few days spread to many European cities.
Perhaps too much to call this peaceful protests, which are convened for a day, but in the long run, "the Spanish revolution." Rather, it was a Spanish flu that will shake people's months south of Europe, and perhaps its northern regions.
The wave has already arrived in Athens. In recent days tens of thousands of angry citizens of that country, also faces a cruel crisis, gathered outside the national parliament. They carried a banner on which was written in Spanish, "And we woke up." It was a message that the wave of the Puerta del Sol, where demonstrators are protesting and camping every day, and came hot to the Greek capital.
Message soon protests from Madrid and arrived to Rome, Paris and Berlin. And advertise the "angry" far from Mexico and Buenos Aires. In Barcelona "Desperados" flooded the squares, and saw a violent confrontation with police.
After two years of recession, the Spanish economy can not raise his head, the country is in debt up to their necks, unemployment has jumped from eight to 21 percent, and the power of all that there is no answer.
"The movement of angry", then, against the political power that is unable to solve anything. And against the party bipartite, which is reduced to one popular: Dismount Sancho, to ride thereon, Pancho.
This movement was their outrage expressed in the position that the protest action will not see any political parties or trade unions. A recent poll showed that 89 percent of Spaniards think that the political parties for nothing, to deal with them and that their corruption is "the blood".
Former Spanish Prime Minister Felipe Gonzalez, who has long since retired from political life, consider the "M-15 Movement" phenomenon that can not be underestimated. Maybe someone will think, he says, that this has dodirene point to what is happening in the Arab world. Perhaps, but the differences are large. Arabs are looking for: we want to vote, and the Spaniards say, not worth a vote. Disaffected young generation of Spaniards are asking the company for more than voting rights.
It is, however, the heterogeneous, spontaneous movement and undefined. But even so, it is clear the view that the western model of democracy, what is Spanish, there is no response to the current crisis, or, worse, he generates breaks with which the world faces today. That is why the "M-15" against the political class in power, against the vain and bipartite corruption. Angry young men seek to open up prospects for a job, housing, health care, education, justice.
Angry movement in Spain, and probably in Europe, writes the influential "Pais" in an editorial, expressing protest against the government that is unable to solve their life problems. States, such as it is, its parliamentary system, a political party and its political leaders, not only are unable to resolve anything, but arrogantly abused the power given to them.
What does CHANGE angry and desperate "Desperado's" in the Spanish and European marketplaces? Simply put, they want to change your life, and that means society as it is. And state government, inefficient and alienated.
Until then everything is clear. But what is the alternative, ask the commentators in Spain and abroad. We know what "angry movement" will not, and we know and what they want, but it is unclear where the solution, especially if one bears in mind that nobody in the movement are no match for a return to a failed utopia and painful, as it were, for example, it Marxist-Leninist.
True, and very scared right accuses Spain of protest participants that they were communists and socialists took under his wing.
- Nonsense! - Correspond to the "angry". - We are not fighting for votes, but the decision concerning our destiny.
And no solution, neither in Spain nor Greece, nor in Portugal. Not even mighty America can not be wriggle the enormous debts.
YOUTH WITHOUT THE FUTURE
MOVEMENT angry "15-M" was supported by about 480 different civic associations, nongovernmental organizations throughout Spain. Among them are the "Association of neighbors," "Do not vote for them", "Anonymous Society", "Facebook Generation", "Youth without a future."
FEVER protest started on Sunday evening, 15 May, with Madrid's famous square Puerta del Sol (the sun gate), and that no one knows when it will end and where will it stop.
The movement was launched, almost spontaneously, when they are young and unemployed, and there are too many in Spain, called on civic associations, nongovernmental and student organizations, all but the political parties and trade unions, to the streets of Spanish cities organizing peaceful "protests of angry" to life and hopelessness that has brought about economic crisis and the inability of the authorities.
The mass was attended by "angry" people, which has been dubbed "bitter" and also "Desperado's" in most Spanish cities such as Barcelona, Valencia, Seville, Granada. The whole action, which is the first day of "received" in 58 Spanish cities, was named "The movement of angry 15-M", signifying the essence of its name and date of the first protests and gatherings. The world press, also spontaneously, called the protest "the Spanish revolution," and probably because the protests in a few days spread to many European cities.
Perhaps too much to call this peaceful protests, which are convened for a day, but in the long run, "the Spanish revolution." Rather, it was a Spanish flu that will shake people's months south of Europe, and perhaps its northern regions.
The wave has already arrived in Athens. In recent days tens of thousands of angry citizens of that country, also faces a cruel crisis, gathered outside the national parliament. They carried a banner on which was written in Spanish, "And we woke up." It was a message that the wave of the Puerta del Sol, where demonstrators are protesting and camping every day, and came hot to the Greek capital.
Message soon protests from Madrid and arrived to Rome, Paris and Berlin. And advertise the "angry" far from Mexico and Buenos Aires. In Barcelona "Desperados" flooded the squares, and saw a violent confrontation with police.
After two years of recession, the Spanish economy can not raise his head, the country is in debt up to their necks, unemployment has jumped from eight to 21 percent, and the power of all that there is no answer.
"The movement of angry", then, against the political power that is unable to solve anything. And against the party bipartite, which is reduced to one popular: Dismount Sancho, to ride thereon, Pancho.
This movement was their outrage expressed in the position that the protest action will not see any political parties or trade unions. A recent poll showed that 89 percent of Spaniards think that the political parties for nothing, to deal with them and that their corruption is "the blood".
Former Spanish Prime Minister Felipe Gonzalez, who has long since retired from political life, consider the "M-15 Movement" phenomenon that can not be underestimated. Maybe someone will think, he says, that this has dodirene point to what is happening in the Arab world. Perhaps, but the differences are large. Arabs are looking for: we want to vote, and the Spaniards say, not worth a vote. Disaffected young generation of Spaniards are asking the company for more than voting rights.
It is, however, the heterogeneous, spontaneous movement and undefined. But even so, it is clear the view that the western model of democracy, what is Spanish, there is no response to the current crisis, or, worse, he generates breaks with which the world faces today. That is why the "M-15" against the political class in power, against the vain and bipartite corruption. Angry young men seek to open up prospects for a job, housing, health care, education, justice.
Angry movement in Spain, and probably in Europe, writes the influential "Pais" in an editorial, expressing protest against the government that is unable to solve their life problems. States, such as it is, its parliamentary system, a political party and its political leaders, not only are unable to resolve anything, but arrogantly abused the power given to them.
What does CHANGE angry and desperate "Desperado's" in the Spanish and European marketplaces? Simply put, they want to change your life, and that means society as it is. And state government, inefficient and alienated.
Until then everything is clear. But what is the alternative, ask the commentators in Spain and abroad. We know what "angry movement" will not, and we know and what they want, but it is unclear where the solution, especially if one bears in mind that nobody in the movement are no match for a return to a failed utopia and painful, as it were, for example, it Marxist-Leninist.
True, and very scared right accuses Spain of protest participants that they were communists and socialists took under his wing.
- Nonsense! - Correspond to the "angry". - We are not fighting for votes, but the decision concerning our destiny.
And no solution, neither in Spain nor Greece, nor in Portugal. Not even mighty America can not be wriggle the enormous debts.
YOUTH WITHOUT THE FUTURE
MOVEMENT angry "15-M" was supported by about 480 different civic associations, nongovernmental organizations throughout Spain. Among them are the "Association of neighbors," "Do not vote for them", "Anonymous Society", "Facebook Generation", "Youth without a future."
Thursday, July 7, 2011
Dollar riches does not write well
Compromised the role of world currencies, "1", the foundations of American prosperity. United States - most indebted country in the world, which consumes and what does not earn
In the next ten years, "Monetary car", the U.S. dollar will be removed from the throne of the world, experts say. The dollar is bad writing. If anyone doubts it, let him say what the two men listened richest Americans Warren Buffett and Bill Gates, who showed that they understand the flow of money and endorsement riches. And they say that "sinking" of dollars to continue and that there is almost no cure.
Nasty message for Americans and the U.S. administration to the Nixon onwards, maintain well-being of their fellow citizens to print dollars and the accumulation of public debt. It is the American formula to live well by being consumed more than it has. The world's iron law of market economy, where there is no "free lunch", it should be impossible, but, well, it is possible when it comes to America. How? Well, that's what America has the strongest currency in the world, a currency that is required in the countries of the world which hold most of its foreign exchange reserves (65 percent). Using the "imperial" position of dollars, the Americans during the Nixon abolished the gold surface and its started to print it crazy, because the world was sought without gold backing.
Starting from the project of American neoconservatives, the U.S. and the dollar is destined to have a dominant position in the world, ruling elites and big and powerful countries, believed that they had found the magic formula that can live on someone else's expense. Cheap dollar is sought in the world, the accumulated public debt, and Americans have lived well and a good deal of the expense of others. Dependence of the world from the U.S. dollar and allowed the maintenance economy that formula, which is now apparently reached the limit, or the bottom. America is in debt up to their necks. It is the most indebted country in the world. Its public debt is a daunting and at this moment is 14,290,000,000,000 dollars, and that is to say more than 14 trillion dollars!
In other words, the U.S. state of every citizen to this point tasked with more than $ 47,000. I still borrow it. To serviced public debt, the state every day must be charged to a new four billion dollars. Experts, including the Nobel laureate Joseph Stiglitz, says that soon this formula with the accumulation of debt could get out of control and the dollar to overthrow the throne. Such trends can already be seen with the naked eye.
The World Bank has announced the other day forecast that the dollar over the next 10-15 years, ie. at least until 2025. year, could be removed from the throne in the monetary market. His rule will replace the sacrosanct "basket" of 4-5 major currencies such as dollar, euro, yen, yuan ... Chinese, Russian and Arab oil man stand such a request several years ago. Will America open the front defense dollars? Will, but does not know how, especially since it costs a lot. And Mr. Obama last week warned that the country unless something is done, may enter into a serious crisis. He even mentioned the possibility of "technical bankruptcy" when it comes to over-indebtedness. Dollar can be defended only on the inside. At the request of Congress, was transferred to the debt in due course reduced from 14 to 4 trillion dollars. And to end the enormous accumulation of debts. It is possible, but it is expensive and difficult.
Need the "cuts" from the inside. First, to slash budget spending, because there is an enormous deficit. How? So that would increase taxes, of course, particularly those who have most. And third, to drastically slash military spending that year are as high as $ 700 billion. Is that possible? Yes, but not likely. Expect it from Obama in an election year is pure illusion. To know and agents of the world monetary markets, and thus requires more gold and more expensive sales. Just in case.
In the next ten years, "Monetary car", the U.S. dollar will be removed from the throne of the world, experts say. The dollar is bad writing. If anyone doubts it, let him say what the two men listened richest Americans Warren Buffett and Bill Gates, who showed that they understand the flow of money and endorsement riches. And they say that "sinking" of dollars to continue and that there is almost no cure.
Nasty message for Americans and the U.S. administration to the Nixon onwards, maintain well-being of their fellow citizens to print dollars and the accumulation of public debt. It is the American formula to live well by being consumed more than it has. The world's iron law of market economy, where there is no "free lunch", it should be impossible, but, well, it is possible when it comes to America. How? Well, that's what America has the strongest currency in the world, a currency that is required in the countries of the world which hold most of its foreign exchange reserves (65 percent). Using the "imperial" position of dollars, the Americans during the Nixon abolished the gold surface and its started to print it crazy, because the world was sought without gold backing.
Starting from the project of American neoconservatives, the U.S. and the dollar is destined to have a dominant position in the world, ruling elites and big and powerful countries, believed that they had found the magic formula that can live on someone else's expense. Cheap dollar is sought in the world, the accumulated public debt, and Americans have lived well and a good deal of the expense of others. Dependence of the world from the U.S. dollar and allowed the maintenance economy that formula, which is now apparently reached the limit, or the bottom. America is in debt up to their necks. It is the most indebted country in the world. Its public debt is a daunting and at this moment is 14,290,000,000,000 dollars, and that is to say more than 14 trillion dollars!
In other words, the U.S. state of every citizen to this point tasked with more than $ 47,000. I still borrow it. To serviced public debt, the state every day must be charged to a new four billion dollars. Experts, including the Nobel laureate Joseph Stiglitz, says that soon this formula with the accumulation of debt could get out of control and the dollar to overthrow the throne. Such trends can already be seen with the naked eye.
The World Bank has announced the other day forecast that the dollar over the next 10-15 years, ie. at least until 2025. year, could be removed from the throne in the monetary market. His rule will replace the sacrosanct "basket" of 4-5 major currencies such as dollar, euro, yen, yuan ... Chinese, Russian and Arab oil man stand such a request several years ago. Will America open the front defense dollars? Will, but does not know how, especially since it costs a lot. And Mr. Obama last week warned that the country unless something is done, may enter into a serious crisis. He even mentioned the possibility of "technical bankruptcy" when it comes to over-indebtedness. Dollar can be defended only on the inside. At the request of Congress, was transferred to the debt in due course reduced from 14 to 4 trillion dollars. And to end the enormous accumulation of debts. It is possible, but it is expensive and difficult.
Need the "cuts" from the inside. First, to slash budget spending, because there is an enormous deficit. How? So that would increase taxes, of course, particularly those who have most. And third, to drastically slash military spending that year are as high as $ 700 billion. Is that possible? Yes, but not likely. Expect it from Obama in an election year is pure illusion. To know and agents of the world monetary markets, and thus requires more gold and more expensive sales. Just in case.
Sunday, June 12, 2011
Technologies that will change the world
Professor Michio Kaku of theoretical physics is pointed to by 2030. expect some significant discoveries, such as contact lenses with Internet access. The free float will be a "spare parts" for humansProfessor of theoretical physics, City University of New York Michio Kaku said that the year 2030. expects several important scientific discoveries, including contact lenses with Internet access.
On a prototype of such a device to Professor Babak Parviz Univeriteta of Washington, which is for the London daily The Times explained that the device will be able to recognize faces or automatically translated from foreign languages.
It is expected that up to 2030. sold at the show "spare parts" for humans.
But now scientific advances make it possible to make cartilage, bone, skin, ears, nose, blood vessels, heart valves, bladder and trachea.
By then, the man may acquire and telepathy.
Paralyzed but now implanted in the brain mikrosheme, with which they learn the power of their thoughts to write emails, play video games and surf the Internet.
Engineers at Honda corporation "on this principle, create bots.
"There is likely to be scientists to 2070th able to revive the extinct animals,"said Professor Kaku, forecasting what will be the scientific achievement of the show by 2100. year.
By now deciphered the genome of Neanderthal man, and in scientific circles for the prospects of a revival of the human ancestor.
"I think it would be possible when we receive the tools for genetic manipulation. Such instruments would theoretically occur sooner or later.
The question is whether it is necessary to work, "said Robert Lanza of corporations" Advance technology cel.
To 2070th is expected and the emergence of technologies that will allow you to slow down the aging process, and by 2100. can be achieved imagination of scientists about the "matter that can be programmed, or a different format.
At the beginning of the 22nd century appears spaceship that could travel to the stars, scientists believe.
By then, the human civilization take victory over cancer, and is expected to "merge man and robots. "
"by 2100. will in our daily lives get reasonable robots, but we will not be separated from them, but before we ourselves become robots and partly be associated with robots, " predicts scientist Rodney Brooks Massachusetts Institute of Technology.
Until then come to the penetration of the space tourism, as a matter of creating a cosmic elevator.
Thursday, June 2, 2011
Robin Scherbatsky
I like Robin Scherbatsky because she’s not the typical character you often see on TV, especially not sitcoms (or at least, not on the sitcoms I watch). Female journalists are a dime a dozen in movies and TV, but not many of them were named after their fathers, raised as boys until puberty, became female pop stars as an overcompensation, own five dogs, and like guns to an almost obsessive degree. Robin’s interesting to me because she’s a mass of oddly complementary contradictions. She’s a Guy’s Girl who likes sports, guns, and beer, but she’s not one of those women who dislikes other women – she deeply values her female friendships, especially with Lily. She seems to want love and companionship with a man, but values her independence. She often doesn’t know how to “be a girlfriend” when she’s in relationships, an experience I think most women can relate to. She struggles between finding the balance between life and work, between her values and her desire to get ahead in the world, between Relationship!George and Independent!George. She doesn’t always get it right (and the show doesn’t always get it right, either), but she tries, and she learns, and she picks herself up every time, and I love it.
Now, I don’t have much in common with Robin. In fact, the character I relate to most is Ted Mosby (the “I” in the How I Met Your Mother, the hopeless romantic who loves telling stories as much as he loves showing off his knowledge of the finer things in life and correcting people’s grammar. But Robin amuses me and she’s pretty well-rounded, and she brings back fond memories of watching Bob and Doug McKenzie on The Great White North, eh?
Also, she’s Robin Sparkles. The day “Let’s Go to the Mall” becomes available at karaoke bars everywhere (other than the Hoser Hut) is the day I can die happy.
Robin Scherbatsky Quotes
I'm no VIP, I'm not even an IP, I'm just a lonely little P sitting out here in the gutter.
I'm a genetic goldmine! No family history of diabetes or heart disease, and everyone has non-porous teeth and perfect eyesight. I had one schizophrenic uncle, but even he had perfect vision... which was unfortunate for the people around the bell tower he was in.
What are these guys thinking? I am waaay past my "dating prisoners" phase. I mean, hello, I'm not 19 anymore.
Hey Don, it's Robin again. Look, I am sorry for all the calls. I saw you on the news, it made me crazy for a minute, I guess I wasn't as over our breakup as I thought. But I wanna say from the bottom of my heart, I am gonna kill you. ...No, I'm not. I mean, I'm happy for you. ...and that Asian slut on your Facebook page, she's dead too.
I'm going to fly to Chicago, kill you, put your stupid face on a deep dish pizza and eat it. And then maybe catch a Bears game. But mostly the killing and eating your face thing.
Fun fact. Each year my mom has Easter tea with her friend named Bunny. Okay not that fun.
My panties would hit the floor so hard they'd end up halfway to China.
Look, I hate most babies, but your baby; I'm going to love that kid so much. I'm going to pick it up and everything.
The stink eye walk by? oh hell no! I hope this drink isn't teething because it's about the get nursed.
The point is you can't trust graduation goggles. They are just as misleading as beer goggles, bridesmaid goggles and that's just a bulky outdated cell phone in his front pocket goggles.
OK, if you were new in town and just ingested an eighth of a sandwich where would you go?
Now, I don’t have much in common with Robin. In fact, the character I relate to most is Ted Mosby (the “I” in the How I Met Your Mother, the hopeless romantic who loves telling stories as much as he loves showing off his knowledge of the finer things in life and correcting people’s grammar. But Robin amuses me and she’s pretty well-rounded, and she brings back fond memories of watching Bob and Doug McKenzie on The Great White North, eh?
Also, she’s Robin Sparkles. The day “Let’s Go to the Mall” becomes available at karaoke bars everywhere (other than the Hoser Hut) is the day I can die happy.
Robin Scherbatsky Quotes
I'm no VIP, I'm not even an IP, I'm just a lonely little P sitting out here in the gutter.
I'm a genetic goldmine! No family history of diabetes or heart disease, and everyone has non-porous teeth and perfect eyesight. I had one schizophrenic uncle, but even he had perfect vision... which was unfortunate for the people around the bell tower he was in.
What are these guys thinking? I am waaay past my "dating prisoners" phase. I mean, hello, I'm not 19 anymore.
Hey Don, it's Robin again. Look, I am sorry for all the calls. I saw you on the news, it made me crazy for a minute, I guess I wasn't as over our breakup as I thought. But I wanna say from the bottom of my heart, I am gonna kill you. ...No, I'm not. I mean, I'm happy for you. ...and that Asian slut on your Facebook page, she's dead too.
I'm going to fly to Chicago, kill you, put your stupid face on a deep dish pizza and eat it. And then maybe catch a Bears game. But mostly the killing and eating your face thing.
Fun fact. Each year my mom has Easter tea with her friend named Bunny. Okay not that fun.
My panties would hit the floor so hard they'd end up halfway to China.
Look, I hate most babies, but your baby; I'm going to love that kid so much. I'm going to pick it up and everything.
The stink eye walk by? oh hell no! I hope this drink isn't teething because it's about the get nursed.
The point is you can't trust graduation goggles. They are just as misleading as beer goggles, bridesmaid goggles and that's just a bulky outdated cell phone in his front pocket goggles.
OK, if you were new in town and just ingested an eighth of a sandwich where would you go?
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